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Shaved Pussy
« on: May 16, 2010, 12:31:18 PM »
Where can I get my cat groomed to look like this:



This is my buddy David's cat, "Odo."  And I used to think it was cruel and unusual punishment but he says every year Odo "prances" around showing it off to the other cats because he likes it so much.  Secondly, I got a chance to pet Odo once under these conditions and I was shocked at how soft the undercoat was!

Anyway, my Himalayan Squeegie is one hot pussy cat and we're looking to get this done to her.  I know there are lots of Animal Hospitals around and "BOW WOW WOW" dog groomers - has anyone used a cat groomer?

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2010, 02:53:20 PM »
if i were your cat i would bite you just for thinkin of this.....its mean and causes the kitty to itch alot! ask any groomer they will tell ya not to do it unless the cat has skin issues............ ::)
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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2010, 03:01:24 PM »
That's what I thought too!  Odd that he had the opposite experience.

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2010, 04:09:05 PM »
I have a cat that needs to be shaved.. he is a long hair black and white and I have asked many vets if it would irritate the cat in any way and they said no.. So if there is an affordable cat groomer our ALLERGIES would love to find them... Thanks

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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2010, 06:47:55 PM »
It's so weird.  I read the thread title, and entered expecting to find something other than cat shaving talk.  I'm pretty sure there is some irony or euphemistic material going on here...  I'll get to the front bottom of this soon.
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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2010, 12:00:34 AM »
if i were your cat i would bite you just for thinkin of this.....its mean and causes the kitty to itch alot! ask any groomer they will tell ya not to do it unless the cat has skin issues............ ::)

Thank you Peaches for the concern for my pussy but I can assure you he is in no way harmed and really does quite enjoy having his fur trimmed short though not the process. Originally I took him to a groomers making sure to find one that did not use anesthetics. The last time I took him to the groomer they charged $110.00 and after having done it myself for the past few years the groomers really earned their pay. He does not like the process at all, that is true. There is a lot of hissing, pissing, and pooing during the process but he has never scratched or bitten me and once it is finished he prances around showing everybody his new look. Odo is my wife's  and I can tell you honestly I really do wish she would start shaving her own pussy.
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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2010, 08:10:48 AM »
Call bow wow

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2010, 12:10:26 PM »
I grew up w/ Persians, shaving them is almost a requirement.  Yes, even with regular groomings monthly and brushing daily.  Our cats LOVED it.  We did it around May each year so they would stay cool during the summer (but don't let them outside during the peak hours of the day for a week or so until their fur grows back a little because they could get sunburned).  Any groomer can do this (and I believe most vets will too), but ask other owners who they recommend to find someone good. 

We had a Great Pyrenees, and we decided to do the same thing to her and she would trot around the neighborhood showing off her haircut.  I think all animals are different, some like it, some not.  But it's not cruel.

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2010, 12:57:21 PM »
I have helped shave a few back in the day...I do have have experience....

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2010, 04:05:15 PM »
It's so weird.  I read the thread title, and entered expecting to find something other than cat shaving talk.  I'm pretty sure there is some irony or euphemistic material going on here...  I'll get to the front bottom of this soon.

Chili...

Did you dive into this thread and get stuck with a sour tinge of disappointment, too?

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2010, 07:42:07 PM »
The funny thing is that I read the title, thought it was a spammer, then saw who posted it and knew exactly what this topic was actually about.
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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2010, 07:49:29 PM »
The funny thing is that I read the title, thought it was a spammer, then saw who posted it and knew exactly what this topic was actually about.

Does everybody know about my wife's shaved pussy???

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2010, 07:59:20 PM »
If it oinks or moos, it bar-b-ques.

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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #13 on: May 18, 2010, 04:51:58 PM »
Hahaha JEB, I hope everybody gets that.
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Re: Shaved Pussy
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2010, 08:54:23 AM »
Hahaha JEB, I hope everybody gets that.


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