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Offline Billy Bodean

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Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« on: May 30, 2008, 01:23:56 PM »
bring yer miller lights and spoons to the Mobile Home park for some shoes and coldies and some hog to eat...  And maybe some muddin if we toss enough coldies back...  Whos in?
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Offline M ROCK

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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2008, 01:31:36 PM »
We havin' miller lights??  What we celebratin'?  Gotta be celebratin sumthin to be bringin out the good booze.
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Offline Billy Bodean

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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2008, 01:34:51 PM »
Shoot Gertrude's pimp finley paid her, so it is big time tomorow
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2008, 01:36:09 PM »
Quote from: M ROCK on May 30, 2008, 01:31:36 PM
Gotta be celebratin sumthin to be bringin out the good booze.

No one informed me of this BAD news!!
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2008, 01:40:05 PM »
Quote from: ~j on May 30, 2008, 01:36:09 PM
Quote from: M ROCK on May 30, 2008, 01:31:36 PM
Gotta be celebratin sumthin to be bringin out the good booze.

No one informed me of this BAD news!!
Over here it is usually the Beast Ice...  Best beer hot I tell you...  morrow its cold beer 30... Come on!
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2008, 02:02:14 PM »
You retards better quit cutting ruts on my properties.  Midget I swear I will knock you off your "Muddin machine" with a bat.   
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2008, 02:14:34 PM »
You listen here you little towel boy.  You even think about hitting me with a bat and I will knock that crappy quad right over.  I was even going to invite you over for a cold one but not now!  You are not welcome within my park.  If I even see you looking over toward our direction I'll have one of tha boys shoot you with the deer gun.
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Offline Billy Bodean

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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2008, 02:14:45 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on May 30, 2008, 02:02:14 PM
You retards better quit cutting ruts on my properties.  Midget I swear I will knock you off your "Muddin machine" with a bat.   

I know you are used to gettin stuck in the sand, but you should even come to this Grand occasion...  You are payin for it.
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2008, 02:43:19 PM »
One way or the other he's gonna be payin for it...
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2008, 03:34:38 PM »
You two Hillbillies would make Roscoe B. Coaltrain hide with shame from his heritage.  I shall come to your party and whip you and your friends. 
And you "Midget"... I shall use you to stop the Flatulance of Meesha's Elephant.
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2008, 03:42:03 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on May 30, 2008, 03:34:38 PM
You two Hillbillies would make Roscoe B. Coaltrain hide with shame from his heritage.  I shall come to your party and whip you and your friends. 
And you "Midget"... I shall use you to stop the Flatulance of Meesha's Elephant.

You betta listen here you dumb towel boy, its ROSCOE P. Coaltrain!!!  I see you sniffin around my park and you will find yourself back on the dunes dodgen them bunker busters!
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2008, 03:47:41 PM »
You are a Chew Toy!  Nothing More. However being shaped like a Hershey Kiss I could use you for Cannon Wadding.
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2008, 05:00:31 PM »
That's some funny sh!t...
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2008, 02:08:32 AM »
Quote from: d_huntress on May 30, 2008, 05:00:31 PM
That's some funny sh!t...

Very elusive cartoon cursing there! I almost couldn't figure it out...

« Last Edit: May 31, 2008, 02:10:34 AM by ~j »
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Re: Anyone wanna try to beat midaddy at HorseShoes?
« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2008, 11:22:53 AM »
Well, I didn't want to strain anyone's brains too early on a Saturday morning.  :D
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