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Offline M ROCK

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Come live the high life
« on: November 09, 2007, 10:25:12 AM »
Tired of paying those high prices that the "Slum Lord" charges for horrible living conditions?  Come live the high life in my park, Anna Mobile Home Park!  We love to rock out & we treat all of our people great, unlike the SLUM. 
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Offline Bobby Dan

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2007, 10:47:58 AM »
kome on ovur to teh trayler park! 
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Offline Billy Bodean

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2007, 02:24:57 PM »
It's Miller Time at the trailer park!  Come join us, no skanks from the ragged quad though.  And stay away or I'll shoot you with my pelet gun Slum.
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Offline XSleuth

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2007, 02:26:30 PM »
I borrowed some money, I sold my car
I set an airstream trailor up on blocks.
That satellite dish was my first mistake,
She started watchin' Oprah Winifrey and Rikki Lake.
She cut me down to once a week,
At supper time there wasn't nothing to eat.
I was paranoid and scared to death,
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath.

Chorus: Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.

She hired the neigbor's son to cut our grass,
She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie.
My landlord came while I was out of town,
Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down.
I fell asleep with the Late Show on,
Now it's 3 a. m., I wake up and she's gone.
I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again,
But since I don't know which trailer she's in...

Chorus: Burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.

Burn it down.

Jenny Jones don't understand,
Geraldo don't understand,
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man.

Chorus: I'm gonna burn down the trailer park,
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.

Burn down the trailer park.
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard.
I can't live here since you broke my heart,
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park.
Burn down the trailer park.
Burn it down.
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Offline Billy Bodean

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2007, 02:39:38 PM »
Can't burn my double wide down boy.  Got some of that oklahoma chrome holding it together, it's also fire proof...  You have much to learn about trailer construction...  You can burn that Quad down, I've just been using it as my outhouse.
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2007, 02:40:22 PM »
The MHP is a mess.  Your sty brings down the value of my investment.  I am in the market for a large dozer and I will push you into the creek!
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Offline M ROCK

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #6 on: November 09, 2007, 02:42:55 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 09, 2007, 02:40:22 PM
The MHP is a mess.  Your sty brings down the value of my investment.  I am in the market for a large dozer and I will push you into the creek!

SHUT UP SLUM.. That ain't no creek.  That is the pool for the AMHP!
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Offline Billy Bodean

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #7 on: November 09, 2007, 02:52:49 PM »
Hey Slum, I guess you are so accustomed to that smell from your homeland, that you haven't noticed the Quad is an outhouse!  Leave some toilet paper!  I am tired of using your sofa.
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2007, 07:51:42 AM »
I saw you changing your oil on my lush sod.  You and your weed smoking friends left parts behind.  I am on to you Billy!
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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2007, 08:17:10 AM »
Let me guess, a 1980's TransCamaro?
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Offline Billy Bodean

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2007, 08:46:03 AM »
Naa, man it was one of them there chevy trucks, come on boy thought you knew...
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2007, 03:46:17 PM »
The Minister said you, your mullet, your truck, and your single wide fit into the sights of his RPG.
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Offline Mooby

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2007, 04:33:21 PM »
Boom.
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2007, 11:08:13 PM »
Midget Mike!  You and your tard friends have burned out in front of my property for the last time!  The Camero threw rocks on the Suburban E Howton left for me to test drive.  I am afraid we will both press charges.  I know you steal chemicals from the storage building to HUFF!  I will have you punished for endangering my tenants.
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Offline M ROCK

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Re: Come live the high life
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 08:25:20 AM »
Again, it is MY property.  So I can do whatever I want.  That's America, you idiot!  You do not like it then you go back to your homeland.  Anyway, your tenants were never in danger from the rocks.  They were all out back trying to get a plan together on how to kill you & move into the trailer park.
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