In the 80s I lived in St Louis Park, MN. There was a smorgasbord (lots of swedes and nords there) named Kings Inn. We used to joke "food fit for a king, here King, good dog"
Bad food and plenty of it.
Do they serve crow at Crows?
If they have a camera, I'd ask them to take a shot of my ass, cause they ain't gonna see it again.