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Offline SLUM LORD

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Spanking!
« on: November 07, 2007, 07:51:06 AM »
Business back to normal now!  This reminds me of the election.  This is a must have Christmas gift.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 08:15:11 AM »
Wow that reminds me of a show that I had the other day.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 03:52:37 PM »
I had a Monkey that needed a spank four times a day.
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2007, 04:35:59 PM »
Then there was that day you spent all sabbath spanking Glen.  You emerged exhausted.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2007, 08:33:55 PM »
You are to mind your post Minister!  Where is that box of metal coat hangers Snowman found behind the Thrifty?   Your rifle fell from the sofa and went into the leg of the sleeping day laborer "who claims to be witnessing for the Jehova's " by night.  I had our new maid "Marge" tidy his wounds.  Did you hire her?  Who the Hell did?  Remind her of the dress code.   
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« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2007, 08:38:28 PM »
I think I am in love with Marge.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2007, 08:40:46 PM »
Did you find love?
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2007, 08:41:04 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 07, 2007, 03:52:37 PM
I had a Monkey that needed a spank four times a day.
I hear a weekly spanking is sufficent now for that troublesome monkey of yours.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2007, 08:41:53 PM »
I might have. I am not sure. I think she is gorgeous.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2007, 07:38:33 AM »
Crowley,
Is it possible you can find someone to spank my monkey for me.  The workout is killing me. 
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2007, 11:40:13 AM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 08, 2007, 07:38:33 AM
Crowley,
Is it possible you can find someone to spank my monkey for me.  The workout is killing me. 

I have a identical twin sister that will give you the spanking your looking for.  All you have to do is put in the Vixen cassette and play "Edge of a Broken Heart"  Always worked Dude.  I saw her spank all the guys from Winger in the back of the tour bus, when they put that in the tape deck.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2007, 11:40:54 AM »
I heard say that Marge would do it. DO not tell Jerry. He would be heartbroken

HAAA! I responded to you and I am WOMAN!!!!!
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #12 on: November 08, 2007, 01:00:42 PM »
Quote from: M ROCK on November 08, 2007, 11:40:13 AM
I have a identical twin sister that will give you the spanking your looking for.  All you have to do is put in the Vixen cassette and play "Edge of a Broken Heart"  Always worked Dude.  I saw her spank all the guys from Winger in the back of the tour bus, when they put that in the tape deck.

I think I'll call him....Mini Me.
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #13 on: November 08, 2007, 02:08:33 PM »
Is he human or some type of marionette? 
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Re: Spanking!
« Reply #14 on: November 08, 2007, 02:11:52 PM »
Quote from: Minister Of Security on November 08, 2007, 01:00:42 PM
Quote from: M ROCK on November 08, 2007, 11:40:13 AM
I have a identical twin sister that will give you the spanking your looking for.  All you have to do is put in the Vixen cassette and play "Edge of a Broken Heart"  Always worked Dude.  I saw her spank all the guys from Winger in the back of the tour bus, when they put that in the tape deck.

I think I'll call him....Mini Me.

Him?  I am M ROCK!  You keep up that "mini me" talk, I'll rifle beat you with your gun.  Keep it up Minister & u'll end up on that 'Highway to Hell'!!!!!!!  And, I'd kick that Verne Troyer's butt.
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