Maybe not up to the standards of some, but it's a nice short little ditty. A co-worker sent it to me.  Thought you may get a chuckles from it.

A Canadian Poem

It's winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At forty nine below.

Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And you nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Canada
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!