Author Topic: * IMPORTANT MESSAGE CONCERNING THE SERVICE OF THE HONORABLE JOHN GEREN * (Read 3525 times)

ehowton · « **on:** May 12, 2008, 07:54:58 PM »

Ladies & Gentlemen,

It is my sincere desire that every person within the City Limits of Anna, Van Alstyne, Melissa, Weston, Westminister, and the ETJ

Join me THIS FRIDAY NIGHT the 16th of May on the Property of John Geren (Highway 5, three houses North of "The Malt Shop")

To thank him for SIX YEARS OF SERVICE to the City of Anna!

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Mr. Geren has brought honor to himself, the City Council, and the City of Anna, during six years of selfless service to our fine city. Please bring a six-pack of beer, a chair, and your children THIS FRIDAY NIGHT, starting at six o'clock PM (1800 hours)!

Please join me in thanking the Honorable John Geren for his service to the city!

d_huntress · « **Reply #1 on:** May 12, 2008, 08:27:08 PM »

Will do!

ehowton · « **Reply #2 on:** May 12, 2008, 08:35:14 PM »

Quote from: d_huntress on May 12, 2008, 08:27:08 PM

Will do!

FANTASTIC! I look forward to seeing you there!

XSleuth · « **Reply #3 on:** May 12, 2008, 08:46:22 PM »

I'm too smart for you. This is an obvious surprise birthday party for me. There's no way I'll be caught dead in the area! Of course, if I did happen to turn up dead, you'd probably find my out back in his woodshed. Not too many have returned from there to tell about it...

Congrats and Thanks John. You know I love you man!!!

ehowton · « **Reply #4 on:** May 12, 2008, 09:04:40 PM »

Quote from: Fred12 on May 12, 2008, 08:46:22 PM

I'm too smart for you. This is an obvious surprise birthday party for me. There's no way I'll be caught dead in the area! Of course, if I did happen to turn up dead, you'd probably find my out back in his woodshed. Not too many have returned from there to tell about it...

Congrats and Thanks John. You know I love you man!!!

By Grapthar's Hammer, we live to tell the tale!

Osontx · « **Reply #5 on:** May 13, 2008, 06:24:45 AM »

There will be Bears there!!!!!!!!

SLUM LORD · « **Reply #6 on:** May 13, 2008, 07:51:26 AM »

I shall be there.

ehowton · « **Reply #7 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:04:22 AM »

Quote from: SLUM LORD on May 13, 2008, 07:51:26 AM

I shall be there.

Good to hear! As I have arranged a mud-wrestling match between you and Oso. MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!

Glodowg · « **Reply #8 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:29:33 AM »

The Glodowgs will make an appearance.

ehowton · « **Reply #9 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:39:39 AM »

Quote from: Glodowg link=topic=1118.msg20374#msg20374 date=1210685373

The Glodowgs will make an appearance.

EXCELLENT! I wanted to have Mr. Dowg referee the girls bikini jello cage fight.

Marc · « **Reply #10 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:42:56 AM »

Quote from: ehowton link=topic=1118.msg20373#msg20373 date=1210683862

Quote from: SLUM LORD on May 13, 2008, 07:51:26 AM
I shall be there.

Good to hear! As I have arranged a mud-wrestling match between you and Oso. MAY THE BEST MAN WIN!

I guess they were out of creamed corn?

Glodowg · « **Reply #11 on:** May 13, 2008, 08:54:07 AM »

Quote from: ehowton on May 13, 2008, 08:39:39 AM

Quote from: Glodowg on May 13, 2008, 08:29:33 AM
The Glodowgs will make an appearance.

EXCELLENT! I wanted to have Mr. Dowg referee the girls bikini jello cage fight.

He is a wrestling fan - so that is a good assignment for him!

XSleuth · « **Reply #12 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:02:57 AM »

You misspelled raslin'.

d_huntress · « **Reply #13 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:17:29 AM »

It's chocolate pudding or nothing! Didn't you ever see "Stripes"?!?!

CAB · « **Reply #14 on:** May 13, 2008, 09:41:14 AM »

We will now meet E.. See you there. Thanks John!

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