Author Topic: A New Way for Our Mayor to Make Money  (Read 404 times)

Offline gerber baby

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A New Way for Our Mayor to Make Money
« on: August 18, 2010, 06:30:20 PM »
Hey Driskell how about charging for fire service? When you are driving the truck, you can hold 'em up on the spot! Say, take all cash up to %10ish. How about when you are doing a ride along, that ought to be worth what %10-%15 on all traffic offenses.
Of course you can confiscate  all the money the drunks and dopers have because the drunks will not remember and the dopes will thank you and dummy up for not charging them.

We as loyal subjects of His Majesty Mayor Driskell, must help him find ways to make all his work worth something! I expect others to post and help him out.

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Re: A New Way for Our Mayor to Make Money
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 07:02:01 PM »
I'm thinking he could send the police around the neighborhoods asking for 'donations' in lieu of taser target practice.  That ought to fill the coffers.