Who said I do all of that? That sounds too complicated. I just look to see who has an (I) by their name and vote for the other candidate. ;o)
Scenario #1: All the non-incumbents are Satan-worshiping sycophants who want to remove liquor from the town and construct a demonic temple.
- You vote for the non-incumbents automatically.
Scenario #2: All the non-incumbents want to make it law that you can only mate once every seven years, remove liquor from the town, and kill all the firstborn children.
- You vote for the non-incumbents automatically.
Scenario #3: All the non-incumbents are savage flesh-eating simians, who communicate by grunting and want to rid our town of liquor.
- You vote for the non-incumbents automatically.
Brilliant, really. I admire your fortitude, sir.