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Offline militarydave

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Ok... this is a little messed up...
« on: August 06, 2009, 08:50:59 AM »
But... what else do you expect from me...?? hahaha!

I wanted to wait until the "tragedy" died down a bit... and I think now is a good time. so... as well all know:

Farrah Fawcett died on June 25th' from Cancer at 11:46 AM (Central Time Zone) and went to heaven.

God then told her she had lived a good, decent life and is granted one wish for her being such a nice lady.

She asked for the one thing we all would want for, and that is "FOR ALL THE CHILDREN OF THE WORLD TO BE SAFE"....

God said, ok.... not a problem.

1 Hour later....


Michael Jackson died!

 :D :D


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(oh yeah..... I went there)!


My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

Offline RedHighHeels

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2009, 10:55:33 AM »
I am sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude.  It's a natural defense against drama, bullshit, and stupidity...

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2009, 10:55:43 AM »
Very well put.

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2009, 11:02:06 AM »
lol!
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2009, 11:06:08 AM »
 hahaha nicely stated! :o

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2009, 11:42:41 AM »
<shakin head> you went there.....lol

 ;D

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2009, 12:22:41 PM »
this is nothing....! ;)
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2009, 10:55:17 AM »
So Drug Addict Farrah Fawcett was a nice person...not a single sober day..WOW!  I know about you.

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2009, 10:56:08 AM »
So Drug Addict Farrah Fawcett was a nice person...not a single sober day..WOW!  I know about you.

I know quite a few VERY nice drug addicts.
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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2009, 11:00:19 AM »
me too!

especially when they're for "medicinal" purposes!  ;D
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

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Re: Ok... this is a little messed up...
« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2009, 12:00:36 PM »
Their typically laid back, depending on the drug of course.. 
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."