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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Prisoner's
« on: November 07, 2007, 09:02:03 PM »
We have been gone from some time.  Dropped off at Oak Hollow we went door to door buying votes when a 1986 Grand Caravan (Melvin said it was a 1984) pulled up.  Two fellas on bikes had a bag of golden disks with them and threw one at Melvin skimming his large lobe and knocking him down.  I rassled the big en' to the ground burning his name badge with my 49ml Champion Spark plug lighter Daddy got from Autozone grand opening.  The four of em' put duct tape on our faces and hands which didn't hurt and they took us to a large temple of some sort where the shoved us in a room and made us watch Battlestar Gallatica over and over again.  Melvin was able to turn it to Dukes of Hazzard once and we got to where Bo was getting questioned by Rosco and they turned it off.  They wanted money for our return so we told them Glen had the only debit card we knew of so they took a video of the abduction and showed him through the peephole.  They were very angry cause he didn't come to the door.  Soon we were transfered to Branson and was forced to watch some Russian comedian over and over again.  Melvin was pistol whipped for drinking the Sterno under the catering table.  Some fellow with big teeth and a guitar who claimed to be a little bit rock and roll wanted to meet us so he was angry when we pant's him and gave his guitar to a homeless man on the street who looked like Daddy's brother Roy.  Soon we were dumped on E 455 naked and laughing.  Melvin did get a pic of the get away driver who we have the Foreign Legion looking for..Daddy has a friend who is the Major.   
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2007, 09:06:41 PM »
I am so happy to have y'all back. If you two have any emotional wounds from the ordeal Jerry said you can be on his show and talk it out
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2007, 09:08:04 PM »
I am happy to see that you were returned safely. I will televise at once that picture and we will see if anyone has any information on it.
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2007, 09:09:10 PM »
You boys done good.
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2007, 09:14:04 PM »
We got caught whacking in the temple and they made us wear some sort of anti-masterbation device that guy in a suit said.  We just laughed and Melvin jumped on the table and gassed to hear it vibrate... what a dumbass!
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2007, 09:16:39 PM »
Sounds like the best sort of time to me.

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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2007, 09:19:05 PM »
Did youn see John Travolta or L. Ron while you were at the temple?
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2007, 09:23:42 PM »
No Maam.   Melvin is mute and my eyes were dilated from some furniture cleaner that was on some rag.
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2007, 09:39:33 PM »
When is the next party at the shed?
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2007, 09:40:40 PM »
Are you sure that you want to go after what happened last time.
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2007, 09:45:59 PM »
Jerry you can't hold your shine!  Your just like Couzin Willy he tries to fight us after a couple of sips.  We think thats fun but last tome Melvin hit him with a hatchet and he lost control of his arm from it. 
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2007, 09:49:20 PM »
O.k. How about we just drink whisky then. I can bring some cards and some dates. I will bring Deliliah, Chiquita, Molly, and Bertha. Here is the picture of them I took this summer.
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2007, 09:53:59 PM »
I loves me a redhead.
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2007, 09:55:10 PM »
Wow! You know a good time Jerry.  Melvin just ran to the corner of the Shed.  How much will it costs us? The checks should be here by the end of the month. We were behind to the Renta-Center on the computer payment.
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Re: Prisoner's
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2007, 09:57:09 PM »
I Will get it this time. Do u know of anyone else that wants to come?
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