I would say "no" then if you force me to answer. When it comes to childcare the details are important, and your inability to use the shift key (you now are not posting in all caps and forgot to use the shift key where appropriate) is a pet peeve of mine that would preclude me from even thinking of contacting you for childcare. It's the same as last year when I was looking for someone to use for childcare, there were signs up ALL over town for someone looking to keep kids, but there were many spelling errors on them.
Sorry, but sometimes first impressions really are that important.