Chester buddy!!! what the H are you up to my friend-o?
I wear the ninja outfit only on special occasions. I don't want outsiders all up in my business but since it's just you and me here I will tell you!!!!
I like to pretend I have the force. The force to break open undergarments with my mouth and my mind. Preferably at the same time!!!!! So I like to hide in bushes outside people's windows on the street behind the Quad. So effing what??!?!!
I am pretty sure you shouldn't say RETARDED. Instead I think it is political to say MONGOLOID!!!! And no I don't act just like you only slower!!!!!!!!!!