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Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« on: October 15, 2008, 07:43:37 PM »
I am planning on Dis-Annexation from the city of Anna.  According to a source in Washington i need the following:

A Flag for my Republic
A Navy (can be a small boat)
a Cabinet? Don't know why ...i have many
Banking note and treasury.

Any help would greatly be appreciated....I would like to start the process ASAP!!
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2008, 08:31:10 AM »
I have a small boat you can use in return for rule over a small piece of your republic..
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2008, 08:41:52 AM »
I can be the banker.  Give me all your money...
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2008, 08:43:36 AM »
You may rule over the Squatters behind #8.  One of them holds the record for most Donkey Punches... I don't know what the Hell that means but they are treated like royalties amoung the Riff.
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2008, 09:19:51 AM »
I will be the official "First Pet". Any infidel that disagrees will get their balls blown off.
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2008, 09:21:49 AM »
I have an old pair of boxers that would make a dandy flag.

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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2008, 09:52:17 AM »
You may rule over the Squatters behind #8.  One of them holds the record for most Donkey Punches... I don't know what the Hell that means but they are treated like royalties amoung the Riff.

I think it's some sort of drink they make out of hairspray, rubbing alcohol, and random fruity beverages.

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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2008, 09:55:58 AM »
I believe that you will be needing the cabinet in place of a jail.  You can stuff M Rock in it like it's his own little cell.
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2008, 12:32:02 PM »
Midgets will not be allowed to pollute the new Slum Republic.  As Minister of Security, I can assure the people that little devil will be dealt with in a most inevitable manner.
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2008, 03:12:19 PM »
***IN THE NEW REPUBLIC I WILL RUN ANY LOOSE MIDGET THROUGH THE CHIPPER!!!!!*****
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #10 on: October 16, 2008, 03:22:09 PM »
please define midget for me.  I want to make sure my heels are high enough!
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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #12 on: October 16, 2008, 03:36:05 PM »
please define midget for me.  I want to make sure my heels are high enough!


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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #13 on: October 16, 2008, 06:30:01 PM »
I believe that you will be needing the cabinet in place of a jail.  You can stuff M Rock in it like it's his own little cell.

And all these years I've been keeping the little one OUT of them... *sigh*

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Re: Dis-Annexation from The city of Anna
« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2008, 07:45:16 AM »
please define midget for me.  I want to make sure my heels are high enough!


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=midget

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