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Offline SLUM LORD

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Haunted Deer Run
« on: October 09, 2007, 08:02:32 AM »
We are going to transform #11 into "The haunted apartment"  It is very small but will guarantee to make you soil yourself and those around you. 

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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2007, 12:57:15 PM »
We are going to transform #11 into "The haunted apartment"  It is very small but will guarantee to make you soil yourself and those around you. 

"Deer Run..... where Commando is King"

Commando is NOT king!  I ventured through Unit #11 Regimental-style as I am wont to do in my thawb, but those were not rubber snakes you laid out, and one of them latched onto my testes.  I was most aggravated at this attempt to display the pagan All Hallows Eve as a harmless event, and had to beat on the head of the snake with a shovel to get him loose.  I will ask that you be more careful in your dealings where this is concerned.
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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2007, 02:29:36 PM »
Sorry about that.  They don't like bright lights.
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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2007, 04:58:15 PM »
The whole place should be burnt to be cleased of it's sins of the world.  Diseased mankind at its finest

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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2007, 05:05:04 PM »
The whole place should be burnt to be cleased of it's sins of the world.  Diseased mankind at its finest

The Angel of Death was sent by Allah, not by some Mexican wrestler wrapped in a rug of prayer.  You sir should not be allowed a voice here.  Pray tell what monstrosity is that behind you?
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2007, 10:00:51 PM »
GOOD NEWS!!!!
I just got the Emaciated Methheads in #8 to agree to dress up as Orks! I have given them stun guns to prod the thrill seekers! 

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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #6 on: October 20, 2007, 10:11:40 AM »
We are going to transform #11 into "The haunted apartment" 
I can help you Slum Lord. You have seen but a glimpse of what I can do.
For a major portion of my Pet Deposit returned, I can turn #11 into a devils pit which will suck the very lifeforce out of all who enters.

Those documentary "ghost hunters" will probably pay well Slum Lord. Think of the profit you could make. Think about the publicity. Think about it.


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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #7 on: October 20, 2007, 11:26:19 AM »
Crowley..... did you say profit?    Lets talk.  Since you are a man of the night come by this evening.  Jack and I stay up late and watch banned stag films.   Announce your self to security when entering the parking lot
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Re: Haunted Deer Run
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2007, 09:17:15 PM »
By your authority, he shall pass.
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