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Offline ~j

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #45 on: October 01, 2008, 04:08:38 PM »
Quote from: RedHighHeels on October 01, 2008, 03:53:49 PM
Quote from: Larry Leon Lafon on October 01, 2008, 03:52:37 PM
Quote from: Cassie on October 01, 2008, 11:10:10 AM
Don't you get a discount, if not just free, from your 'escorts'?

What does that half to do with anythimg- the grass is always greener, baby-Holla!

Or at least cleaner...

I prefer the absence of grass...

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Offline Larry Leon Lafon

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #46 on: October 01, 2008, 04:09:16 PM »
Quote from: ~j on October 01, 2008, 04:08:38 PM
I prefer the absence or grass...

Huh? Legalize it man
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Offline ~j

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #47 on: October 01, 2008, 04:14:41 PM »
better?
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Offline Larry Leon Lafon

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2008, 04:25:51 PM »
F-it, im cornfused  >:(
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Offline RedHighHeels

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2008, 04:29:05 PM »
I think he is meaning to say he prefers the absence OF grass.

I could be mistaken, but I don't think so.  ;)
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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2008, 04:33:45 PM »
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Offline ~j

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2008, 04:36:35 PM »
*sigh* Lost cause

I'm either two dumb or two smart to make sense to you L3, prolly the latter..
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Offline Sprocket

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2008, 09:33:46 AM »
Nice going, grandmaster threadkiller ~J.  :)
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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2008, 09:45:15 AM »
Always here to serve and confuse..
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Offline Larry Leon Lafon

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #54 on: October 04, 2008, 11:17:38 AM »
Quote from: RedHighHeels on October 01, 2008, 04:29:05 PM
I think he is meaning to say he prefers the absence OF grass.

I could be mistaken, but I don't think so.  ;)

I got it now thanks
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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2008, 09:23:34 AM »
Quote from: ~j on October 02, 2008, 09:45:15 AM
Always here to serve and confuse..

Something we have in common.
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Offline ~j

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2008, 11:13:38 AM »
i also have fleas...
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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2008, 11:38:19 AM »
Larry has attack lice!
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Offline ~j

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #58 on: October 07, 2008, 11:47:20 AM »
Got Crabs?
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: I need a Blow Job!
« Reply #59 on: October 07, 2008, 01:33:33 PM »
I put this posting on Craigslist as well and was woken by the road filled of Sissys waving rubber fists!.. What kind of the crap is this the world coming too? 
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