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Offline SLUM LORD

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My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« on: November 04, 2007, 07:26:53 PM »
To make a short story long someone from Anna had called the I.N.S on me.  When I was informed of the sting operation I crafted a dummy of my likeness inside the Saab and put a brick on the gas pedal.  As the Saab sped away the "Fuzz" followed it down Hwy 5 which allowed me time to make sure my papers were in order where this will never happen again!  I am in the market for a new ride that is "Fung Shway" with my style...please help me with suggestions!   SLUM LORD
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2007, 08:06:30 PM »
Might I suggest, sir, the 1968 Sears Suburban Law Tractor!



And for an additional $1600, I'll equip it with "Spinner" tires.
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 08:08:56 PM »
Dearest E Howton,
Does the tractor have a cup holder and maybe a hitch to pull the "Chipper".
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2007, 08:13:56 PM »
The hitch has been welded on the rear of the tractor, but no cup holders due to the excessive shaking.  For this, I will cut $100 from the spinners, shown here:

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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2007, 08:14:26 PM »


How about a 1965 Mustang Coupe

Or this Toyota Rav4



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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2007, 08:38:21 PM »
SLUM LORD - Got your email, yes, he can do a mural.  He works for DART and does all the graphics for the sides of the busses.  Here's a mock-up at our agreed-upon price:

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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2007, 08:45:28 PM »
Holy Crap!  Let us think of possible things for me over the week. 

Big Eye,
I am looking for a imported type car. 
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2007, 08:47:52 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 04, 2007, 08:45:28 PM
Holy Crap!  Let us think of possible things for me over the week. 

The "Spinners" really are worth the price, and with the mural, it hides the rust.  To make the photograph more life-like, so you could really see yourself in this vehicle, I added the bumper sticker for realism.  Its not included in the package deal, but I know someone who would sell you one.
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2007, 09:06:05 PM »
Didn't I just offer you a car on another thread??  Damn immigrants.

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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2007, 09:29:33 PM »
Quote from: jhenning on November 04, 2007, 09:06:05 PM
Didn't I just offer you a car on another thread??  Damn immigrants.

Jamie

That rusting hulk you were trying to peddle is no match for the 1968 Sears Suburban Lawn Tractor with "Spinners" and a custom paint job! 

Besides, if that was the car in South Texas that the crane fell on and smushed up Bobby Jo's head, none of us want anything to do with it!
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2007, 07:19:31 AM »
I have found these two on Ebay... but the prices are steep. 
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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2007, 09:10:14 AM »
I like the style of the red one, but the armored car could come in handy given your occupational hazards in the Quadplex. 
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #12 on: November 12, 2007, 07:41:52 AM »
E Howton do you still have the Suburban?
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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2007, 08:13:40 AM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 12, 2007, 07:41:52 AM
E Howton do you still have the Suburban?

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Re: My heart has been ripped out of my chest!
« Reply #14 on: November 12, 2007, 08:52:44 AM »
Would it be useful to mow a path to my poppy field?  Do I need a permit to drive it?  I am very curious about it.  Can I see it today?
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