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What would make my lovely complex more attractive?

sculpture garden
0 (0%)
park the Saab on a rotunda
0 (0%)
many plastic deer
4 (80%)
neon sign
0 (0%)
a large fire
1 (20%)

Total Members Voted: 5

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Offline JORDAN

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Re: Security measures!
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2007, 04:19:48 PM »
I smell a BBQ.
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Offline Mooby

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Re: Security measures!
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2007, 04:25:28 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on October 02, 2007, 04:18:28 PM
I will keep the sow in #10.  It has been vacant since the discovery of Walter.  We honestly didn't even think to look in the closet.  After three weeks the animal will be turned over my maintenece guy's to be quartered and sectioned. 

I require only the animals testicles.  And you will consider the beast as this months rent.
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Security measures!
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2007, 04:33:28 PM »
Partial.   I may let you work it out by keeping a close eye on my maitenance men.  I have suspicion they are stealing from me.... especially the mute one.
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Re: Security measures!
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2007, 04:55:10 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on October 02, 2007, 04:33:28 PM
Partial.   I may let you work it out by keeping a close eye on my maitenance men.  I have suspicion they are stealing from me.... especially the mute one.

May I shoot them?
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Security measures!
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2007, 07:37:51 AM »
Too Islamic........   A harsh and heavy beating may be the ticket.
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