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Offline SLUM LORD

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Smoking Hasheesh?
« on: October 30, 2007, 10:26:05 AM »
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It has come to my attention that someone has added to the policy handbook for residents that it is OK to smoke Hasheesh.  This is not correct.  I am not laughing at this little joke and the culprit will face corporal punishment to be delt out by management and to be announced at the next Chamber meeting.   
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2007, 11:23:17 AM »
Can I love to Deer Run?   8)
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #2 on: October 30, 2007, 11:58:31 AM »
Please have a male ask me the questions.   Thank You!
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #3 on: October 30, 2007, 12:08:38 PM »
How dare you try to take away my religious ceremonial pipe!!!!!
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #4 on: October 30, 2007, 12:14:00 PM »
How dare you to attack me in that manner!  Watch yourself before I have the twins feed you to the Hogs. 

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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #5 on: October 30, 2007, 12:55:34 PM »
I forgot my place.  Forgive me.  You are wise and fair, master.
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2007, 12:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Minister Of Security on October 30, 2007, 12:55:34 PM
I forgot my place.  Forgive me.  You are wise and fair, master.

Are you his servant or his Minister?

Are you really in the position that you must call him master.

I thought you were just an employ..

You need to go work for someone that values you more.

That knows the meaning of Value other then a monetary thing.
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #7 on: October 30, 2007, 01:01:37 PM »
You can work for me if you so desire..

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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #8 on: October 30, 2007, 08:38:49 PM »
Quote from: Minister Of Security on October 30, 2007, 12:55:34 PM
I forgot my place.  Forgive me.  You are wise and fair, master.
MoS
Look at yourself.....licking the feet of a man who steps in Shi‘ite.
He degrades you in public and yet you beg for his forgiveness.

Be my sinister minister and you shall walk tall and others will be the ones dropping to their knees to you.

Think about it.
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #9 on: October 30, 2007, 08:54:25 PM »
Know your place Crowley!  I have shredded many complaints that have filed on you and your ways.
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #10 on: October 30, 2007, 09:25:11 PM »
I have no electricity up here!  You sir are inhumane and an idiot!  I over heard the conversation you had with the Minister.  I refuse to be chained to the front of the Saab for the parade!  I have so many boils on my behind it is hard for me to sit.  With the aluminum foil on the windows "Gorgon The Great" cannot use the acid beam to clear them off!   LOSERLOSERLOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #11 on: October 30, 2007, 10:57:59 PM »
Quote from: Mister Crowley on October 30, 2007, 08:38:49 PM
MoS
Look at yourself.....licking the feet of a man who steps in Shi‘ite.
He degrades you in public and yet you beg for his forgiveness.

Be my sinister minister and you shall walk tall and others will be the ones dropping to their knees to you.

Think about it.

I've done a lot, God knows I've tried - To find the truth, I've even lied.  But all I know, is down inside I'm bleeding.

And super heroes come to feast, to taste the flesh not yet deceased.  And all I know, is still the beast is feeding.

And crawling on the planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space...And meaning.
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2007, 08:11:32 AM »
Focus Minister!  Crowley does not provide you with fresh socks weekly!  I apologize for dressing you and Bobby up as Master Blaster from Beyond Thunderdome.  I am the one who threw the rock and knocked him off your head..... most sorry!   I have your trophy for best costume in the back of the Saab.     

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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2007, 12:03:07 AM »
His anus reeks of death.  I will not allow you to place that little freak on my head again!
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Re: Smoking Hasheesh?
« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2007, 10:13:15 AM »
I laugh as I watch your souls participate in a circus of sins.  Have you no respect for Elohim?
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