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Offline SLUM LORD

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Death Threat!
« on: October 19, 2007, 01:25:54 PM »
Glen the "Moorish Philistine"  threatened me to vote against alcohol.  I have locked him in his suite where he will be no danger to the public.  In the past he has put vegetables in the "Saab's" exhaust to try and kill me.
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Re: Death Threat!
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2007, 01:29:34 PM »
I have suffiently subdued him.  He will no longer be a threat to you, or the other residents.  Also, I ensured he signed up for automatic bill payment for rent, prior to incapacitating him.  The State checks will deduct to your account, sir.
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Re: Death Threat!
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2007, 04:50:48 PM »
I am most impressed by your first day's on the job.  Glen gnawed his thumbs off when I put him in the Chinese handcuffs..... he is very crafty and plays a mean game of Cricket.
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