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Offline Mooby

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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #60 on: October 17, 2007, 10:29:34 AM »
Fred08 speaks with the wisdom of years.
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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #61 on: October 17, 2007, 11:05:08 AM »

Yes O' Mercenary he does.  He must be considered an Elder




My Ipod is full of religious bands

Loaded Moses
Smoking Popes
Etc.
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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #62 on: October 17, 2007, 11:15:55 AM »
I just received a message this morning that I am to receive an unexpected amount of money.  I shall use this to make my own door hangers proclaiming me ruler of Anna.


Dear Slum Lord,
 
Please,I'm contacting you to provide your Bank particulars to me
immediately.I am a probation officer with the Union Bank of Nigeria
Plc,incharge of documentry processing.I crave to inform you that there
were some misappropriations of funds leveled against some top government
officials of the past administration of the federal republic of Nigeria,
which led to their indictments.
However,with the power of my office,I was initiated by one of the top
government officials to process his funds worth the sum of US$23.5M dollars
with our above mentioned Bank to a competent and a reliable private foreign
Bank Account or company's account.
Therefore,I solicit for your co-operation to transfer this fund into your bank account,
while you will be offered 30% of the total amount,70% will be for him.If you are interested provide me your:
(1)Bank Account number/The Beneficiary.
(2)Phone/fax numbers.
(3)Full names/Bank names.
As soon as these requirements are been provided the
funds transfer commence immediately.
I am looking forward to hearing through my private
emailbox(collins_raymond4@yahoo.com)
Best Regards,
Yours faithfully,
DR.COLLINS.U. RAYMOND.
PROBATION OFFICER U.B.N
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Offline Mister Crowley

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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #63 on: October 17, 2007, 12:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Fred08 on October 17, 2007, 10:12:24 AM
Speaking of the Forbidden Fruit...

Consider the Apple logo - the bitten apple - the forbidden fruit. It appears on the iPod, the iPhone, the iMac. These are the devices that now bring us our music, our communications, our graphics. And what is common about these names??? Yes, it is 'i'. The one little letter that will come between us and God.

Now consider at one time Satan ministered to God through music. Now he attacks us through music. He tries to disrupt and confuse our communications. He wants to get into our minds through graphical images. And he is constantly trying to get our focus off of God by keeping us focused on ourselves.

In Isaiah 14, Lucifer tried to exalt himself above God with a series of "i" statements. Don't let "i" be your downfall.

Isaiah 14:12-14
How you have fallen from heaven,
O morning star, son of the dawn!
You have been cast down to the earth,
you who once laid low the nations!
You said in your heart,
"I will ascend to heaven;
I will raise my throne above the stars of God;
I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly,
on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain.
I will ascend above the tops of the clouds;
I will make myself like the Most High."

I miss vinyl.
I long for someone to invent a way to play CDs backwards.

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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #64 on: October 17, 2007, 12:45:34 PM »
Quote from: Mister Crowley on October 17, 2007, 12:35:18 PM
I long for someone to invent a way to play CDs backwards.

They say when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear satanic messages ..... but that's nothing, if you play it forward it will install Windows.
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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #65 on: October 17, 2007, 01:03:12 PM »
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok. I just laughed out loud in a very quiet cube farm. 
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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #66 on: October 17, 2007, 05:09:52 PM »
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Speaking of the Forbidden Fruit...

Consider the Apple logo - the bitten apple - the forbidden fruit. It appears on the iPod, the iPhone, the iMac. These are the devices that now bring us our music, our communications, our graphics. And what is common about these names??? Yes, it is 'i'. The one little letter that will come between us and God.

Now consider at one time Satan ministered to God through music. Now he attacks us through music. He tries to disrupt and confuse our communications. He wants to get into our minds through graphical images. And he is constantly trying to get our focus off of God by keeping us focused on ourselves.

In Isaiah 14, Lucifer tried to exalt himself above God with a series of "i" statements. Don't let "i" be your downfall.

Isaiah 14:12-14
How you have fallen from heaven,
O morning star, son of the dawn!
You have been cast down to the earth,
you who once laid low the nations!
You said in your heart,
"I will ascend to heaven;
I will raise my throne above the stars of God;
I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly,
on the utmost heights of the sacred mountain.
I will ascend above the tops of the clouds;
I will make myself like the Most High."


Are you serious?   :-\  *shakes head*

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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #67 on: October 17, 2007, 05:12:14 PM »
Don't tell me Steve Jobs has drawn you in as one of his followers...
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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #68 on: October 17, 2007, 05:16:11 PM »
Quote from: Fred08 on October 17, 2007, 05:12:14 PM
Don't tell me Steve Jobs has drawn you in as one of his followers...

Does my tattoo give me away?

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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #69 on: October 17, 2007, 10:34:49 PM »
The business center at the "Quadplex" is stocked with Commadore 64's.  I bought them from the Twins.
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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #70 on: October 18, 2007, 07:19:17 AM »
drax0r, you scare me...
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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #71 on: October 18, 2007, 10:32:33 AM »
Fine.  Here's mine:

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Re: Doorhanger Deconstructed
« Reply #72 on: October 18, 2007, 10:37:18 AM »
Whom the sun sets free is free indeed...
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