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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2010, 09:51:44 PM »
And the snake almost lived to tell about it...

But its funnier if you tell it my way in which the snake did live to tell about it.

The snake died, but not as a result of Joe Osborn shooting at it like 5 times.
I believe some women took control of the situation  ;)

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2010, 09:54:54 PM »
And the snake almost lived to tell about it...

But its funnier if you tell it my way in which the snake did live to tell about it.

The snake died, but not as a result of Joe Osborn shooting at it like 5 times.
I believe some women took control of the situation  ;)

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2010, 10:28:01 PM »
And the snake almost lived to tell about it...

But its funnier if you tell it my way in which the snake did live to tell about it.

The snake died, but not as a result of Joe Osborn shooting at it like 5 times.

The snake died of laughter because it took 5 shots.
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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #18 on: April 28, 2010, 06:55:17 AM »
Since you're the challenger in the sole contested race, I thought I'd give the voting populace a place to get to know you. 

I'd like to start this off with a question:  Given the diversity already on the City Council, and given that ALL SIX SEATS ARE FILLED, what was it about PLACE 6 as the seat to run against? 

Good luck!

Joe, you have an answer to this question?

Any reasons on why to vote for you?

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #19 on: April 28, 2010, 08:25:37 AM »
I think he's refusing to give any fodder for mockery. 

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #20 on: April 28, 2010, 08:27:29 AM »
speaking of mockery...

    
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« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2009, 08:23:17 AM »
   
I've seen the mayor and several council members around town and I have a question.  Did the council members get those really cool shirts that have their name and "Council Member" on them or was it just the mayor?

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #21 on: April 28, 2010, 08:38:48 AM »
speaking of mockery...

    
Re: DRISKELL UNSEATS MAYOR
« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2009, 08:23:17 AM »
   
I've seen the mayor and several council members around town and I have a question.  Did the council members get those really cool shirts that have their name and "Council Member" on them or was it just the mayor?

I don't know the answer to that, but I do know that I beam with "hometown pride" when I see my mayor walking around town all high class with those shirts on, and isn't that worth something?

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #22 on: April 28, 2010, 11:58:24 AM »
speaking of mockery...

    
Re: DRISKELL UNSEATS MAYOR
« Reply #75 on: December 15, 2009, 08:23:17 AM »
   
I've seen the mayor and several council members around town and I have a question.  Did the council members get those really cool shirts that have their name and "Council Member" on them or was it just the mayor?

I don't know the answer to that, but I do know that I beam with "hometown pride" when I see my mayor walking around town all high class with those shirts on, and isn't that worth something?

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2010, 11:32:12 AM »
I still would like to know how, in 5 shots, you still didn't even touch the aforementioned snake? 
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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2010, 11:33:07 AM »
I still would like to know how, in 5 shots, you still didn't even touch the aforementioned snake? 

Because it was holding very, very still!
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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #25 on: April 29, 2010, 12:51:38 PM »
Because it was holding very, very still!

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #26 on: April 29, 2010, 12:58:28 PM »
Oh, oh, something was just brought to my attention that you all need to see!  Immediately!

http://www.annatexasforum.com/index.php/topic,2257.0.html

Evidently fire extinguishers only take TWO shots to, um, kill?!?!?
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Re: Ask Joe Osborn
« Reply #27 on: April 29, 2010, 03:50:30 PM »
Fire Extinguishers are known for erratic behavior