Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven , God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired of God. "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" Inquired Michael, still confused

God explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth but cold and harsh while southern Europe is going to be poor but sunny and pleasant. "I have made some lands abundant in water and other lands parched deserts. This one will be extremely hot while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."


The Archangel , impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass and said "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's TEXAS -- the most glorious place on earth.

There are beautiful beaches, streams, hills, and forests. The people from TEXAS are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in AUSTIN ..."
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I thought the moon balanced the earth? 

Quote from: lexie961 on August 11, 2008, 11:27:20 AM

God knows how to balance this earth. He already balance the earth but now we are imbalance the earth in various ways we should not disturb that what he made it's our duty

Ok, I had to read that like 5 times and I now have the runs.. This post makey tha none some much little sense at all somewhat any none so much. 

Let me see if I can help. I've gotten really good at deciphering posts with little or badly used punctuation. And actually, it's really just the second "sentence" that needs work.

*ahem*

He already balance the earth (read first sentence)
but now we are imbalance the earth in various ways (Humans are destroying earth with our actions: global warming, ecologic destruction, species annihilation and extinction)
we should not disturb that what he made (let the earth go back to the way it was and live in harmony with nature)
it's our duty (Should have been it's own sentence.)


So this has nothing at all to do with politics or the joke up above, but it's the best translation I could get. Maybe it loses something in the translation?

Yes, it is appreciate we thakn yo ..

Quote from: lexie961 on August 11, 2008, 11:27:20 AM

God knows how to balance this earth. He already balance the earth but now we are imbalance the earth in various ways we should not disturb that what he made it's our duty

Ok, I had to read that like 5 times and I now have the runs.. This post makey tha none some much little sense at all somewhat any none so much. 

Didn't you go to the Texas Treatment Centers link and realize lexie is in need of moral support? 

Welcome lexie.  You are among friends here...

They kicked me out

They kicked me out

To funny.

Didn't you go to the Texas Treatment Centers link

Yes.  Its akin to spam.  It takes key words, and returns a generic form containing every possible search critique. 

Well done.