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Offline militarydave

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"HARD" Candy!
« on: September 08, 2009, 04:17:21 PM »
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 04:25:00 PM »
The comments on the bottom are awesome!
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 04:25:51 PM »
haha

"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 04:29:22 PM »
all this for a buck 99 huh? nasty!

hahahaha
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 04:52:24 PM »
I wonder if they taste good...
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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 04:53:35 PM »
what kinda question is that?
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

Offline Skyward

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2009, 05:07:28 PM »
I wonder if they taste good...

LMBO!!

Hey, Redhighheels.....ehowton just left with one of the chairs!  LOL...thank goodness he's strong!  It's a bugger to get those big ol' chairs down the stairs.

He'll be back for the second chair in a bit!!!  He made that dadblasted chair fit in the back of his vehicle, with the chair pretty much in its upright position!!!!!   :o

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2009, 05:11:06 PM »
E is awesome like that!  I wouldn't be surprised if he figured out a way to drive while sitting in it.
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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2009, 05:11:28 PM »
what kinda question is that?

A valid one.  :P
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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2009, 05:11:58 PM »
what kinda question is that?

It wasn't actually a question.
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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2009, 05:13:17 PM »
LOL.  He just called and said he russled up some more muscle for the next chair.  I wonder if that means he's found someone to come help him.

I don't know if you saw the picture of the recliners, but they are really big!!!  I tried to help all I could, but I'm not a very big girl...lmao!

He is an awesome person though, that's for sure!

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2009, 05:17:16 PM »
I don't know if CAB is considered muscle, but he did help us get the new BowFlex home.  ;)
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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2009, 05:17:44 PM »
ok...... ???
My favorite sex position is the Toyota - I wont stop no matter how loud you scream!!

And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!

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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 05:45:45 PM »
aawww, E's gota fan club.. 
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Re: "HARD" Candy!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 05:50:48 PM »
aawww, E's gota fan club.. 

Well, he's got a fan in me, that's for sure.  What a pleasure it was to meet him.  He told me his wife loved the first chair that he took home!!!  I am so happy about that!