I am making a promise to this board right now....

[AgentofChaos]

If the Anna "football team" wins just ONE GAME I will delete my account and you'll never hear from me again.

I will stay true to my word, you can bank on that. Then this board can go back to the way it was before I injected it with a lethal dose of chaos.

I will NEVER post on here again people. That's a good deal. And NO I will not be creating a different account. I mean it. I'll leave.

Good luck Coyotes. You're going to need it.


Why so serious?

[Jim Smith]

Deal.

[SLUM LORD]

Please stay Agent.  What would life be w/o Chaos? 

[Scout]

I am still looking for something worth making fun of...football just isnt going to do it

[TheWife]

You will be banned long before you can fulfill that promise.  You have already been warned.  If you want to stick around then stop acting like an ass.

[Mr. Chris]

Whats with this banning crap some people need to ease up.

[TheWife]

The terms of service outline banning requirements.  Every person agreed to them when making an account on the forum. 

[AgentofChaos]

Hahaha. You do realize that if you "banned" me I could just create another account right? I mean surely you can figure that one out.

But this deal is much better than a fake "banning". I will honestly LEAVE this board forever. And it won't be AgentofChaos leaving it will be me, the actual person. Which is what you all really want.

I mean what's the point of leaving the board if I just create another name. Then I'm still here to point out how worthless your town is and I know you don't want to hear the truth. So this is your chance to get rid of me.

I suggest you stat motivating these kids if ya want me gone!

Why so serious?

[drax0r]

Hahaha. You do realize that if you "banned" me I could just create another account right? I mean surely you can figure that one out.

When I ban you, it'll be by account name, email address, and IP address. 

Sure, you can use an alternative email and IP range, but I'll then ban those.

Pretty soon you'll find it to be more and more of a pain in the ass to circumvent my bans and I'll chuckle to myself when you succeed because it takes me 30 seconds to implement the ban and it'll take you far more effort to keep posting.

I've got an idea that would surely result in a better time for everyone involved:  Stop being a jackass.

[TheWife]

I suggest you stat motivating these kids if ya want me gone!

What kind of a person puts this much clout in high school football?  They are KIDS.  They are giving it their all.

If I had to peg you in general as a person, I would suspect that you are a 30-40 year old, fat, balding male who's entire life in high school was football and now you are a worthless POS living in the past (and probably with his mother) because that was the only time you were ever "something".  Now, you make fun of kids playing a sport in high school.  Wow.  You are awesome.  I want to be like you.  I want to make fun of high school kids and use a stupid tagline from a comic book movie.  You sound like a winner.

[mommyof2girls]

I suggest you stat motivating these kids if ya want me gone!

What kind of a person puts this much clout in high school football?  They are KIDS.  They are giving it their all.

If I had to peg you in general as a person, I would suspect that you are a 30-40 year old, fat, balding male who's entire life in high school was football and now you are a worthless POS living in the past (and probably with his mother) because that was the only time you were ever "something".  Now, you make fun of kids playing a sport in high school.  Wow.  You are awesome.  I want to be like you.  I want to make fun of high school kids and use a stupid tagline from a comic book movie.  You sound like a winner.

SO TRUE! You said it wife! lol

[TheWife]

I suggest you stat motivating these kids if ya want me gone!

What kind of a person puts this much clout in high school football?  They are KIDS.  They are giving it their all.

If I had to peg you in general as a person, I would suspect that you are a 30-40 year old, fat, balding male who's entire life in high school was football and now you are a worthless POS living in the past (and probably with his mother) because that was the only time you were ever "something".  Now, you make fun of kids playing a sport in high school.  Wow.  You are awesome.  I want to be like you.  I want to make fun of high school kids and use a stupid tagline from a comic book movie.  You sound like a winner.

SO TRUE! You said it wife! lol

Thanks.  I mean, enough is enough already.  I am sure he could find something more appropriate to do with his time than to make fun of 15 year old kids.

[AgentofChaos]

Hahaha. I truly have caused chaos on this board. It takes me all of two seconds to say "hey your team sucks". Whereas you jackasses actually take time and think about how you want to insult me and you always hope that it hurts my feelings. Nice try. You lose again board. Just like your team.

Why so serious?

[XSleuth]

I'm with the blue haired bearded man.  I think we need AgentofChaos to stick around.  It's been a while since there was a dissenting opinion around here.   

[~j]

It seems I haven't missed much...