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In the words of Rod Tidwell
« on: March 05, 2009, 09:43:49 AM »
[Rod has just told Jerry he will keep him as his agent]

Jerry Maguire: That's, that's great. I'm very... happy.

Rod Tidwell:
Are you listenin'?

Jerry Maguire: Yes!

Rod Tidwell: That's what I'm gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry. But this is what you gonna do for me. You listenin', Jerry?

Jerry Maguire
: Yeah, what, what, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you?

Rod Tidwell: It's a very personal, a very important thing. Hell, it's a family motto. Are you ready, Jerry?

Jerry Maguire: I'm ready.

Rod Tidwell: I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Oh-ho-ho! SHOW! ME! THE! MONEY! A-ha-ha! Jerry, doesn't it make you feel good just to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.

Jerry Maguire: Show you the money.

Rod Tidwell: Oh, no, no. You can do better than that, Jerry! I want you to say it with you, with meaning, brother! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line; I bet you he can say it!

Jerry Maguire: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money.

Rod Tidwell: No! Not show you! Show me the money!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!

Rod Tidwell: Yeah! Louder!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!

Rod Tidwell: Yes, but, brother, you got to yell that sh**!

Jerry Maguire: Show me the money!

Rod Tidwell: I need to feel you, Jerry!

Jerry Maguire
: Show me the money!

Rod Tidwell: Jerry, you got to yell!

Jerry Maguire: [screaming] Show me the money! Show me the money!



Rod Tidwell:  "You are hanging on by a very thin thread and I dig that about you!"

 

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Re: In the words of Rod Tidwell
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 10:17:27 AM »
That was a great part of the movie...
Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.Dogma

Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.~~ Margaret Mead

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Re: In the words of Rod Tidwell
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 10:18:09 AM »
You had me at,  "Hello."

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Re: In the words of Rod Tidwell
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2009, 10:35:51 AM »
I'm taking the fish.
No Mess Jesus!

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Re: In the words of Rod Tidwell
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2009, 11:39:23 AM »
From "The Fisher King"

Jack Lucas: I don't mean to be flippant or to enrage you or anything, but you're a psychotic man.

Parry: I know.

Jack Lucas: A very nice psychotic man.

Parry: Thank you.


Ever feel like speaking in movie quotes all day?

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Re: In the words of Rod Tidwell
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2009, 11:52:01 AM »
GONZO sings along to the tape player.

The HITCHHIKER's eyes go to the door - considers jumping out
and taking his chances.

DUKE, sweating bullets, STARES AT THE HITCHHIKER in the rear
view mirror.

                         DUKE (V/O)
            How long could we maintain, I
            wondered.  How long before one of
            us starts raving and jabbering at
            this boy?  What will he think then?
            This same lonely desert was the
            last known home of the Manson family.

The HITCHHIKER's eyes notice a thin line of blood trickling
down GONZO's neck.

                         DUKE (V/O)
            Would he make that grim connection
            when my attorney starts screaming
            about bats and huge manta rays
            coming down on the car?

DUKE's mouth moves intermittently - sometimes in sync with
the words, sometimes not.

                         DUKE (V/O)
            If so - well, we'll just have to
            cut his head off and bury him
            somewhere.  Because it goes without
            saying that we can't turn him loose.
            He'd report us at once to some kind
            of outback Nazi law enforcement
            agency, and they'll run us down
            like dogs...

                         DUKE
                   (out loud to himself)
            Jesus!  Did I say that?

                         DUKE (V/O)
            Or just think it?  Was I talking?
            Did they hear me?

                         GONZO
                   (reassuringly to HITCHHIKER)
            It's okay.  He's admiring the shape
            of your skull.

DUKE gives the HITCHHIKER a FINE BIG GRIN and the HITCHHIKER
giggles nervously.

                                                           

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now.Dogma

Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has.~~ Margaret Mead