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Offline Big John Montgomery

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Sabbath
« on: September 23, 2007, 09:03:01 AM »
Well yall its time to head off to the Cowboy Church this mornin.  Its always good to spend the Lords day with your fellow brothers and sisters, and cousing that are also your uncle ( I have a few of those).
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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2007, 01:41:50 PM »
We go to church with "SlumLord" he has us to do the valet parking in the front.  Melvin staels stuff out of peoples cars mainly loose medications and change. He did get some sort of chrome bullet that wiggled when you hit a button.  Mamma grabbed it and whacked Melvin with Unkle Clyde's old Army leg that was given to her when he passed.
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Offline Big John Montgomery

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2007, 04:06:24 PM »
crome bullet??  I aint never seen no crome bullet
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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2007, 04:10:28 PM »
Real big ..looked like it was for a elephant gun or something.  It was real oily and spongy. I don't think it would hurt if you were hit by it..kinda like a shock from bad plug wire. It had AA battries in it too.
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Offline RedHighHeels

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2007, 04:13:47 PM »
It couldn't have been to big if it only had AA batteries.
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Offline Big John Montgomery

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2007, 04:15:08 PM »
I just dont understand why a bullet would need bateries???
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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2007, 04:15:39 PM »
Melvin just said it was about the same size as that rubber fist he found in the Coop.
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Offline BrassMonkey

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2007, 04:16:09 PM »
Sounds like a bullet to me.  I got some ideas as to where you could put it...
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Offline Big John Montgomery

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2007, 04:18:18 PM »
I also dont understand why it would wiggle.  Wouldnt that mess up the accuracy?
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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2007, 04:21:54 PM »
Must be why Momma went to throw it away.  She watches over us boy's.  She never comes out to the shed.  She gas watches with Old Man Stephens down at Sister Grove.
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Offline BrassMonkey

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #10 on: September 23, 2007, 04:24:26 PM »
She threw it away?  That bitch...  I specifically showed her how to use that thing, took me hours...  She seemed really outta practice in that area...
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Offline Big John Montgomery

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #11 on: September 23, 2007, 04:27:20 PM »
I shoot rifles every day.  How well do you shoot?  Just wondering cause you teach people to shoot, so you must be good.
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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2007, 04:28:57 PM »
Watch out now Machine... Mamma is a good woman.  We mainly throw rocks since Daddy took the guns away... we are on parole.
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Offline BrassMonkey

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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #13 on: September 23, 2007, 04:30:16 PM »
I have tons of practice in the specific subject area we are on.

Quote from: Big John Montgomery on September 23, 2007, 04:27:20 PM
I shoot rifles every day.  How well do you shoot?  Just wondering cause you teach people to shoot, so you must be good.
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Re: Sabbath
« Reply #14 on: September 23, 2007, 04:30:29 PM »
Ehhh, she's alright...

Quote from: Ray and Melvin on September 23, 2007, 04:28:57 PM
Watch out now Machine... Mamma is a good woman.  We mainly throw rocks since Daddy took the guns away... we are on parole.
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