Its a travesty, really. A national embarrassment. A scandal! First gays in the military, and now underage girls trying to compete in the Olympics? Ole' Zeus himself must be rallying Ares to his cause as he prepares to deal with this the only way he knows how - WAR! One could, I suppose see this as a pre-cursor to the events which took place in Tom Clancy's book, The Bear and the Dragon that is, using subterfuge as a prelude to hostilities. I know I hear sabers rattling when I think of those underage Chinese girls. GO SEW ME A MARTHA STEWART BATHROBE! From the sweatshops to the parallel bars; You're right - what is the world coming to when they make leotards that small anyway? Ironic, isn't it. Ah well. It won't be the last time.