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Offline militarydave

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Grateful (part 2)
« on: July 13, 2009, 03:24:53 PM »
I am grateful because for a brief moment my number of "POSTS" on the left hand side of my screen said "69". I'm also grateful:

-because I made $40 betting on a soccer game
-i saw another hot babe at the gas station today, who did not appear to have a wedding ring at all
-I didn't buy the Barrack Obama Commemorative coins sold by Montel Williams on QVC and HSN
-I found a badly crushed (but still sealed) bag of Chips Ahoy in my pantry behind the trashbags
-and for Megan Fox.

-dave
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2009, 04:48:27 PM »
I'm grateful today because:

-I test drove a new camaro during lunchtime, but BS'd my way out of the sale
-I saw a smoking hot "soccer mom" (the pony tail through the baseball cap was a nice touch)
-I earned a FREE Movie Rental at video giant ;D
-My Maxim July Issue finally arrived.

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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2009, 05:52:07 PM »
You crack me up. Keep it coming.
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2009, 11:07:44 AM »
glad to see someone likes it...haha!

anywho,

i guess i'm grateful today cuz for the large part of this week i've been driving the hell out of a rental car
-I found a coupon for a Free Sonic burger
-it's Payday
-Men's Jock itch aerosol spray (Thank God!)
-My new polarized oakleys (reflective lenses) arrive today (perfect because when someone's looking at you they can't see your eyes... so they dont know where you're looking when your talking to them)
-and becuase this chick at work wore a skirt in today!! :D ;D ;)

as Borat would say..: "very nice"!

lol!

-dave
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2009, 11:12:24 AM »
T.M.I!!!
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 11:15:34 AM »
TMI about what? the Sunglasses?

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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 11:18:50 AM »
Yeah, that's the ticket.
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2009, 11:50:01 AM »
well they were on sale, plus free shipping! i couldn't pass it up!
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 09:45:04 AM »
I'm grateful today because the other day i visited the Frisco mall, and while eating some chinese food, the hottest chick i've seen (that day) just so happens to sit across from me and some family.

granted, this chick was a little younger than me, but she had the most amazing blue eyes, kissable lips, and very nice complexion (not too tanned, to pale, etc.). So i see this chick gobble down her Sbarro, while in the back of my mind saying.... damn... I'm gonna take you home to Mom!

haha.

so, while i stood there in awe, i lost track of time and next thing you know she went on her merry way. I'm assuming she works(ed) there since she was wearing all black. no name tag or nothing, but my hopes are she was there for lunch and went back to work. so for the next few weekends or so... i'll be in the hunt....

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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 01:53:24 PM »
just to clarify my previous post ... i dont live with mom.

(although the laundry would be done more often and i'm sure the bathrooms would smell nicer!)

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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2009, 03:37:49 PM »
I'm grateful today becuase I'm going "COMMANDO" to work. and I must say it feels pretty nice. for those of you don't know what going Commando is... i suggest you google it... or better yet... try it after you know what it is!
 8)
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2009, 04:06:03 PM »
"Regimental"
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2009, 04:48:32 PM »
indeed...
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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2009, 10:12:18 PM »
Laundry needed done that bad Dave?  And honestly, you have never gone commando before???

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Re: Grateful (part 2)
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2009, 11:16:30 PM »
No, i actually cook, clean, iron, sew, vaccum, (i've learned to sew torn socks by placing a lightbulb underneath them and sewing up the heel/toe). i'm just lazy and can't cook like mom (or dad even).

i've gone commando when necessary. there's places you dont go commando (like the pool, church, brookshires) as a courtesy to others.

lets just say my office chair felt very.... fabricky.  ;D

but i must ask... women go commando more often than men correct? :D

or is that just in CA!

hahahaha! ;D
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And I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die!
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