Everybody sit down and get ready for this...

I got called a Christmas Angel today.  (See, I told you to sit down!)

Well, that can only be because, you were one?

God bless you, if you were!!!

We all need to be a little angel once in a while. 

The rest of the time, we can continue to be the true people we are,

rat bastards who keep leaving 4 cars outside, dogs barking, lousy front yards, don't pay our HOA bills so the lousy HOA doesn't do anything to help us.... oh, don't get me started..........oh, you've  all ready!

I'm you're worst nightmare since Livia, and I don't even know her

I know it to be true, and everyone who really knows you - knows this too. Maybe we should chant it so you can really believe it.


Love,

Cypher

P.S. I swear to God, if you make a comment about throwing up in your mouth, I will never do this again. ROTFL

Everybody sit down and get ready for this...

I got called a Christmas Angel today.  (See, I told you to sit down!)

Yes, sarcasm can be hard to read sometimes.