Greetings Citizens of Anna!

My name is Allajandro Ackbar, retired Admiral of the Rebel Forces.   If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire the Ackbar! 

I'll be around, hiding, in the shadows - ready to pounce if I find a trap.

Rest well, citizens, for though evil is upon us, I shall always be watching.

Thank Goodness you are here!  I am surrounded by Evil.  Evil forces have tried to lure me into single seater spacecraft and extract small portions of my Pituitary gland through straws and small robotic hand that smell like liver and set up camp near my eyes waiting for the moment I open them where they can sneek in and mine ounce by ounce of my brain until the cavity is open.  By the conversations I hear they are wanting my loins.  Thank You and Godspeed!

First time poster?  With 256 posts.  Wow!  Impressive indeed good sir.

I smell more like bacon than anything.

Greetings Citizens of Anna!

My name is Allajandro Ackbar, retired Admiral of the Rebel Forces.   If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find me, maybe you can hire the Ackbar! 

I'll be around, hiding, in the shadows - ready to pounce if I find a trap.

Rest well, citizens, for though evil is upon us, I shall always be watching.

I need help with those dang solicitors.  Can you have them eliminated?