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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2008, 12:16:54 PM »
And sometimes so very true.
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2008, 01:15:04 PM »
Quote from: ehowton  on June 18, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
Uh...ouch!

Guess I can't hold the fact that I gave birth to your children over your head any more.
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2008, 01:17:22 PM »
Quote from: Lady L on June 19, 2008, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: ehowton  on June 18, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
Uh...ouch!

Guess I can't hold the fact that I gave birth to your children over your head any more.

Didn't stop mine, not even a brief pause :-(
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2008, 01:22:41 PM »
Quote from: ~j on June 19, 2008, 01:17:22 PM
Quote from: Lady L on June 19, 2008, 01:15:04 PM
Quote from: ehowton  on June 18, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
Uh...ouch!

Guess I can't hold the fact that I gave birth to your children over your head any more.

Didn't stop mine, not even a brief pause :-(

You had ONE kidney stone, I pushed out FOUR kids!!!
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 01:23:08 PM »
Touche.
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2008, 01:24:03 PM »
Quote from: MOM on June 19, 2008, 01:22:41 PM
You had ONE kidney stone, I pushed out FOUR kids!!!

So 3 more stones and you're even-steven?
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2008, 01:25:53 PM »
Probably not, he knows what is causing his!
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2008, 01:28:40 PM »
Quote from: MOM on June 19, 2008, 01:25:53 PM
Probably not, he knows what is causing his!

So did you, not my fault you couldn't control yourself around me!
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #23 on: June 19, 2008, 01:30:07 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.  Sorry, that was funny.  Besides, I fixed that!  I stopped washing our underwear together.  You are still drinking Diet Coke.
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #24 on: June 19, 2008, 01:31:44 PM »
It's not the laundry doing it.. It's if you swallowed a watermelon seed...
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #25 on: June 19, 2008, 01:32:47 PM »
Quote from: MOM on June 19, 2008, 01:30:07 PM
You are still drinking Diet Coke.

I'm considering switching to regular coke, you know the kind you don't drink...
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #26 on: June 19, 2008, 01:33:56 PM »
I won't increase your allowance, be forewarned.
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #27 on: June 19, 2008, 01:37:48 PM »
Quote from: CAB on June 19, 2008, 01:31:44 PM
It's not the laundry doing it.. It's if you swallowed a watermelon seed...

Honey in the 10 years we have been married I have never seen you eat watermelon, am I missing something here?
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2008, 01:38:36 PM »
Quote from: ~j on June 19, 2008, 01:37:48 PM
Quote from: CAB on June 19, 2008, 01:31:44 PM
It's not the laundry doing it.. It's if you swallowed a watermelon seed...

Honey in the 10 years we have been married I have never seen you eat watermelon, am I missing something here?

UH OH
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #29 on: June 19, 2008, 01:40:16 PM »
DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!  Now he will know about Salvador...
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