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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #31 on: June 19, 2008, 01:43:55 PM »
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Touche.

Did you mean Douche?
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"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."

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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #33 on: June 19, 2008, 01:47:22 PM »
Quote from: ehowton  link=topic=1288.msg23071#msg23071 date=1213899788
Touche.

Did you mean Douche?

D Bag or was it T bag?

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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2008, 01:48:13 PM »
Uh...ouch!

Guess I can't hold the fact that I gave birth to your children over your head any more.

Kidney stone = 2.5mm

kid = 8# and 20"

No comparison
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #35 on: June 19, 2008, 01:49:58 PM »
Quote from: Glodowg  link=topic=1288.msg23102#msg23102 date=1213901293
Uh...ouch!

Guess I can't hold the fact that I gave birth to your children over your head any more.

Kidney stone = 2.5mm

kid = 8# and 20"

No comparison


Male urethra  = 1mm

Vagina = able to stretch around 8# 20"

NO COMPARISON!

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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #36 on: June 19, 2008, 01:51:37 PM »
Quote from: ehowton  link=topic=1288.msg23103#msg23103 date=1213901398
Quote from: Glodowg  link=topic=1288.msg23102#msg23102 date=1213901293
Uh...ouch!

Guess I can't hold the fact that I gave birth to your children over your head any more.

Kidney stone = 2.5mm

kid = 8# and 20"

No comparison


Male urethra  = 1mm

Vagina = able to stretch around 8# 20"

NO COMPARISON!

Please E, I did not need to know the size of ur urethra..

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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2008, 01:56:00 PM »
Quote from: ehowton  link=topic=1288.msg23103#msg23103 date=1213901398
Quote from: Glodowg  link=topic=1288.msg23102#msg23102 date=1213901293
Uh...ouch!

Guess I can't hold the fact that I gave birth to your children over your head any more.

Kidney stone = 2.5mm

kid = 8# and 20"

No comparison


Male urethra  = 1mm

Vagina = able to stretch around 8# 20"

NO COMPARISON!

And you get a precious baby in return, we get a pet rock, WTF is up with that?
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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2008, 01:57:58 PM »

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And you get a precious baby in return, we get a pet rock, WTF is up with that?
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At this point, give me the rock.. precious babies don't sleep so well..

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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2008, 02:03:03 PM »

D Bag or was it T bag?

No thanks, I am good...
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."

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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #40 on: June 19, 2008, 02:06:46 PM »
You guys are too funny today!   ;D

e- I'm sorry to hear you are in for some pain.  I hope this passes soon  ;) (pun intended).


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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #41 on: June 19, 2008, 02:10:34 PM »
Please E, I did not need to know the size of ur urethra..


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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2008, 02:12:17 PM »
"If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."

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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2008, 02:13:12 PM »
R E S P E C T - take care T C B!

Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me...


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Re: Goodbye, Monster - Parting is such sweet sorrow
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2008, 02:15:30 PM »
R E S P E C T - take care T C B!

Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me...


I LOVE Aretha!

Uh Oh.. It appears Aretha ate both E & Drax