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Offline TheWife

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I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« on: March 14, 2008, 08:04:34 PM »
Thanks to Monster's Nut Up Energy Drink. 

I wanted to clean out the garage but Tony won't help me. 

Psha.
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Offline Lady L

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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2008, 08:19:37 PM »
Just drag all his stuff out and put it on the side of the house. Then he can go through it at his leisure. If anything gets taken, oh well. Or have a garage sale, everything is a $1.00.
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Offline Glodowg

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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 08:23:57 PM »
Or pile it in his office.


Or pile it on his chair at the dinner table.


I do like the garage sale idea though.  It would give you some "mad" money  ;D
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 08:26:43 PM »
You could always have a garage party. Those are so fun!
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 08:30:31 PM »
Everything in the garage is his except for literally 3 things.  EVERYTHING.

I am past cleaning the garage now.  Maybe during next week.
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2008, 08:32:27 PM »
Quote from: TheWife on March 14, 2008, 08:04:34 PM
Thanks to Monster's Nut Up Energy Drink. 

Nut Up, woman!
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 09:53:11 PM »
Quote from: TheWife on March 14, 2008, 08:30:31 PM
Everything in the garage is his except for literally 3 things.  EVERYTHING.

I am past cleaning the garage now.  Maybe during next week.

Then you have no reason to be in there and thus no need to desire it clean.

Problem solved.
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2008, 12:46:32 PM »


Found this for all the monster addicts.
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2008, 02:17:24 PM »
Southwest Airlines has a thing on their website saying that they sell Monster in flight....yikes!
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2008, 02:25:31 PM »
I recommended to her a Cafe Mocha drink from Sonic this morning and she got the Caramel and Mocha frozen latte with one double shot added. She is doing fine this morning!!!!!
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2008, 01:19:56 AM »
I miss Monster.
We are on a temporary break. :'(

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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2008, 06:56:20 AM »
I have found, that if I limit myself to one per weekend, I can better wrestle the Monster.  But I had to quit cold turkey for a couple of weeks before I was able to get to that point.

I too, miss Monster.  He was a dear friend, and constant companion.

I'm going to mix him with absinthe, and get stupid.
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2008, 08:50:55 AM »
Quote from: TheWife on March 14, 2008, 08:04:34 PM
Thanks to Monster's Nut Up Energy Drink. 

I wanted to clean out the garage but Tony won't help me. 

Psha.

girl you better put that man to work. That's what they are there for. Anytime my helper doesnt want to do something I withhold intimate relations. It works!
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2008, 09:15:20 AM »
Quote from: anti-anna on July 18, 2008, 08:50:55 AM
Quote from: TheWife on March 14, 2008, 08:04:34 PM
Thanks to Monster's Nut Up Energy Drink. 

I wanted to clean out the garage but Tony won't help me. 

Psha.

girl you better put that man to work. That's what they are there for. Anytime my helper doesnt want to do something I withhold intimate relations. It works!

Huh.  I thought you said you knew drax0r?
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Re: I can clean my kitchen in 10 seconds flat
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2008, 10:01:47 AM »
that doesnt work? in that case, just threaten to burn something he wants
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