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Withdrawal
« on: July 21, 2009, 09:59:55 AM »
Why do we hurt the ones we love?  Why do we not tend to the things which require it the most?  What is it we do with our time which makes us so selfish with it, rather than giving it freely to those who need it?  Why not give, rather than take? 

I'm two days now without Monster, and am beginning to feel its effect on my body.

I do the best I can, but I lash out unintentionally rather than with love.  Monster, you are both angels on my shoulder; Good and Evil.  I both love you, and despise you as I do myself.

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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2009, 11:31:53 AM »
i'd stock up on Monster at Costco. 36pk for $16.99 in Plano!
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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2009, 11:39:35 AM »
I don't understand.  Its $26 for 24 at Sam's.  How can this be?

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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2009, 11:47:38 AM »
You need to get that damned monkey off your back, before something bad happens in that backpack or worse.


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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2009, 11:55:19 AM »
Its true.  I'm so ashamed.

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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2009, 11:57:17 AM »
nevermind... i was looking at the worng item.

i'd go with the SAMS offer
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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2009, 12:30:43 PM »
nevermind... i was looking at the worng item.

i'd go with the SAMS offer

I was about to get a costco membership.. I thought Sam's price was good, but costco's was so much better sounding. I so wish it were true.

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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2009, 12:42:07 PM »
I too still have that damn monkey on my back.  However, I moved on to Monster hitman.  24 bottles for $19.99 at Sams.  Its a bitch this addiction, but the headaches are even worse
Monster-It does a body good!

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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2009, 12:50:38 PM »
I brush my teeth in MONSTER Hitman, then gargle with it.  I find its also good as a hand-lotion.  Sometimes I rub HITMAN on my gums and other times use it as an eyedrop solution.  MONSTER Hitman is good for every ailment you may have.  Drax0r uses HITMAN as a vasio-constrictor, though I must admit I haven't tried that yet.

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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2009, 02:30:48 PM »
You guys make me terrified to even take a sip of a Monster!

I am still amazed at the Celina 3/4 grade football team all drinking Monster's at 7:30 in the morning to prep for their game.  I had never seen anything like it before in my life.  What the hell were those parents thinking???
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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2009, 02:38:03 PM »
Let me guess - they utterly and completely destroyed their opponents?

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Re: Withdrawal
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2009, 05:30:58 PM »
I do draw the line with my kids.  I drink the monster so I can keep up with them!!  Its not cool to see young kids with that.
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