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Offline militarydave

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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #15 on: July 13, 2009, 12:59:04 AM »
Yes... June bugs and snakes.


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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #16 on: July 13, 2009, 11:18:23 AM »
I am known to kill snakes, ie.  chop them in half with a shovel, but I WILL NOT touch the carcass.  :o
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #17 on: July 13, 2009, 02:32:27 PM »
i can handle the snake while dead. in fact i'll make a belt out of it!  ;D
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #18 on: July 13, 2009, 02:34:14 PM »
Then I guess we would make quite a team.  If you hang out at my house we can make you a new belt and a set of boots each season with the number of snakes we kill here each year!
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #19 on: July 13, 2009, 02:53:48 PM »
Wait for it...
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #20 on: July 13, 2009, 03:08:59 PM »
Quote from: RedHighHeels on July 13, 2009, 02:34:14 PM
Then I guess we would make quite a team.  If you hang out at my house we can make you a new belt and a set of boots each season with the number of snakes we kill here each year!

i'll just have to click my heels 3 times and wish i was there... correct?

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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #21 on: July 13, 2009, 04:08:51 PM »
Making fun of you putting 5 rounds into the ground in the general vacinity of a snake is soo 2 months ago.
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #22 on: July 13, 2009, 05:16:04 PM »
I don't shoot them, I chop them up!
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #23 on: July 13, 2009, 09:48:14 PM »
CHOP CHOP!!
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #24 on: July 14, 2009, 08:50:36 AM »
Quote from: RedHighHeels on July 13, 2009, 05:16:04 PM
I don't shoot them, I chop them up!

Yeah, I was referring to Monkey after he said "Wait for it..."

Cause... you know, he shoots them.  In the middle of the day in neighborhoods... 5 times.

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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2009, 09:47:34 AM »
and misses
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2009, 10:10:25 AM »
hahaha! ;D
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2009, 03:02:42 PM »
Hum, seems I have more balls than Monkey!   :-\

Although the thought of him shooting and missing really does make me giggle.  I have yet to miss a copperhead with a shovel.  :P
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2009, 03:59:29 PM »
I pity the shovel!  ;D
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Re: Mowing Lawns
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2009, 04:21:59 PM »
Quote from: militarydave on July 14, 2009, 03:59:29 PM
I pity the shovel!  ;D

It didn't feel a thing, I promise!
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