We found an old set of Leather chaps and Melvin calls himself Ponchorella when he wears them.  He doesn't wear any brithches under them and you can still see the whelps from the rubber fist from when he was attacked behind the truck stop.

I shall take the "Belt of Pain" to you two for not holding your tongue.  I have been on the phone with the bank all morning denying the charges you put on Glen's card!

Ray/Melv... you see how this 3rd world country jerk treats you.  You do not have to take that, you can move into my Anna Mobile Home Park & your stay will be much more enjoyable.

Tread on my grounds and you shall be beaten!

Your quad is really on MY grounds.  One day, I will just have those cheap cardboard boxes, that you call apartments, bull dozered down.  You know that you gave some extra money to the Mormons on the city board & got that taken out of my deed.

I shall throw you like a potato at your toothless friend.  You sir do not threaten the Slum Lord!

Slum watch it, i wil kik yu in the chode!