ok ok ok - you guys caught me. "Dawn" is my 8-year-old daughter. We were trying to make a little money on the side, and she wanted to try her hand at being an HOA administrator..I thought, what could it hurt really? After experiencing some of the other HOA management companies, I really thought my child could do at least as well, if not better.
Apologies to all.
But I'm keeping your money.