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Offline ggolf95

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Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« on: November 17, 2010, 11:57:40 AM »
They're heeeeere!

Best defense, stick your hand out, say "not interested (add your favorite expletive here).
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2010, 12:45:19 PM »
Sometimes it's good to invite them in for a "spirited debate".
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2010, 01:03:54 PM »
Quote from: Family Guy on November 17, 2010, 12:45:19 PM
Sometimes it's good to invite them in for a "spirited debate".

BUAHAHAHAHA!
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2010, 01:18:39 PM »
More fun is to discuss how they believe that only 144,000 people, from all people from all of history, are going to get into heaven.  Then point out that what they are doing when they go out evangelizing is continuing to look for those people.  Then ask them what they think their chances of getting into heaven are. 

Bonus points if they cry ;)
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2010, 02:21:35 PM »
Quote from: JEB on November 17, 2010, 01:18:39 PM
More fun is to discuss how they believe that only 144,000 people, from all people from all of history, are going to get into heaven.  Then point out that what they are doing when they go out evangelizing is continuing to look for those people.  Then ask them what they think their chances of getting into heaven are. 

Bonus points if they cry ;)

Don't you think that they would want us all to remain sinners?  I mean, really, it would up their odds...
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2010, 02:52:08 PM »
Quote from: JEB on November 17, 2010, 01:18:39 PM
More fun is to discuss how they believe that only 144,000 people, from all people from all of history, are going to get into heaven.

Just call me #129,736!
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2010, 03:44:25 PM »
Quote from: RedHighHeels on November 17, 2010, 02:21:35 PM
Quote from: JEB on November 17, 2010, 01:18:39 PM
More fun is to discuss how they believe that only 144,000 people, from all people from all of history, are going to get into heaven.  Then point out that what they are doing when they go out evangelizing is continuing to look for those people.  Then ask them what they think their chances of getting into heaven are. 

Bonus points if they cry ;)

Don't you think that they would want us all to remain sinners?  I mean, really, it would up their odds...

darn it, I'm 144,001

maybe that gives me a leadership role in hell?
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2010, 08:35:35 PM »
I would just wish them a Merry Christmas and send them on their way. Of course before they go I would ask them if they'd like to recite the pledge of allegiance with me by my flag pole. Sure hope they stop by Militarydave's place. Like to see that!
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2010, 08:15:06 AM »
Threads like this always make me think of Hacker.  I was in tears one time watching him try to sell a bag of m&m's to the Kirby guy after he knocked, even though there was a no soliciting sign.
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2010, 05:12:05 PM »
I guess depending on your religion, and perspective of the afterlife in general, anything can appear foolish.  The guys on bikes certainly have dedication, if nothing else.  That being said, they appear to be preying on the uninformed, and the uninspired.  Anyone with half their wits about them will start popping up mental red flags like crazy within the first 5 minutes of them 'explaining' their 'religion' to them.
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2010, 05:30:52 PM »
Lived in Salt Lick City for 6 months. I now know what it's like to be a "minority". If you ain't a Mormon there, you are a nobody. Run like the city of Chicago.
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2010, 05:36:12 PM »
Quote from: ggolf95 on November 18, 2010, 05:30:52 PM
Lived in Salt Lick City for 6 months. I now know what it's like to be a "minority". If you ain't a Mormon there, you are a nobody. Run like the city of Chicago.

I lived in Saudi Arabia for 6 months.  Felt the same.
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2010, 06:48:48 PM »
Quote from: ehowton on November 18, 2010, 05:36:12 PM
Quote from: ggolf95 on November 18, 2010, 05:30:52 PM
Lived in Salt Lick City for 6 months. I now know what it's like to be a "minority". If you ain't a Mormon there, you are a nobody. Run like the city of Chicago.

I lived in Saudi Arabia for 6 months.  Felt the same.

One of my former bosses and golf buddies just spent 2 years there, helping them set up some banking businesses. He was paid a bucket load of money. Went to Qatar to relax on the weekends only to find out that they're as uptight as the Saudi's.
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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2010, 12:39:27 AM »
I usually walk up to the front door with my shot gun and hunting gear for all solicitors and JH's.  It works well.


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Re: Jehovah's witnesses warning for Oak Hollow
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2010, 10:20:56 AM »
Quote from: Steven on December 10, 2010, 12:39:27 AM
I usually walk up to the front door with my shot gun and hunting gear for all solicitors and JH's.  It works well.



WOW, Steven, that's an impressive piece. Looks awesome! Best 90's era Ford Explorer I've seen in a long time.  ;)
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