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Offline ehowton

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Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« on: August 28, 2008, 12:51:30 PM »
Driving is a privilege, not a right - and we all need to be responsible drivers in order for everything to work together smoothly.  Not using your indicators is not only extremely rude, but also dangerous.  You wouldn't want to step in front of someone about to fire a weapon without first announcing yourself - so why why why would you assume you can change lanes without indicating your intentions?  And you wouldn't believe how many people give me the finger because they were oblivious to a yield sign they blew through.  Someday, those people may be killed.  Wouldn't that be a great reason to sort of sit up, and pay attention? 

Highways are roads in which vehicles can travel at a higher rate of speed to other destinations.  These highways are equipped with both entrance, and exit ramps.  When you enter a highway, the entrance ramps are designed to be long enough to bring your vehicle up to highway-speeds in order to effortlessly and flawlessly merge into traffic already on the road.  This seems to be a point of contention with a lot of people.  No, you do not have the right to enter the highway whenever you see fit.  Again, not only is it rude to assume that everyone else will accommodate you, its also dangerous.  You have a responsibility to be aware of those around you.  If you would like to merge, just ask!  Most of us graciously accommodate those who are polite; those who enter the highway at, or near operating speed and who use their indicators.  No one likes someone who's rude - you wouldn't go out of your way for people like that in your everyday life and people on the road won't go out of their way for you if you're the rude one on the road - why would they?

My mom likes to do the speed limit in the left hand lane.  "I'm doing the speed limit" she says, as if that makes her right, when people driving much faster are coming up behind her.   The signs say, SLOWER TRAFFIC KEEP RIGHT, not ITS OKAY TO BE THE SLOW ONE IN THE LEFT LANE AS LONG AS YOU'RE DOING THE SPEED LIMIT.  Do you know why?  Because one of those attitudes could get you killed.  Here's a funny and absolutely true scenario:  I'm driving 80mph down 75 Central Expressway in the left hand lane.  Someone driving one hundred and thirty miles an hour (130mph) comes up behind me - what do I do? 

I move over.  Even though I'm already driving fifteen miles over the speed limit!

I was following someone onto 75 Central South from Pecan Grove this morning, driving 35 miles an hour down the frontage road.  I understand that piloting your SUV around those turns is akin to steering an ocean liner, and I wasn't frustrated at you - the reason it may have appeared that I was following too closely is that during the straightaways - those places where there are no turns, I simply thought you might attempt driving closer to the posted speed limit of 55.  My bad.

But when you hit your brakes twice on the entrance ramp, as I was attempting to accelerate down it, I must admit, I freaked out a little bit.  I saw the cars coming about an eighth of a mile off, unsurprisingly at a HIGH RATE OF SPEED and could not wrap my mind around why you chose to slow down and not enter the highway until they were upon you, which is why I rocketed past you at the end of the acceleration lane.  I was the one using my blinker.  Please accept my apology, there's really no excuse for my actions, and I'm not mad - I was just startled and reacted. 

Thank you for your understanding.

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2008, 12:58:53 PM »
Did the person in the SUV flip you the bird?

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2008, 12:59:19 PM »
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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2008, 01:02:42 PM »
Oh boy... haha

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2008, 01:16:18 PM »
Amen.

To all you morons in the left lane on the highway, it is not your job to check everyone else's speed while you "do the speed limit."

HOWEVER, it IS your duty as a driver to YIELD to overtaking traffic. That means using your mirrors (those shiny things on your doors and inside your car at the middle top of the windshield) to check for traffic approaching from the rear. Yes, the things you use to check your makeup are mirrors--they actually have a much more important purpose than you checking your blue eyeshadow or making sure you tucked that stray nostril hair back in.

When you notice a car closing distance on you from behind, it is STATE LAW for you to yield to that vehicle.
Yield in this case meaning GET THE F&*K OUT OF THE FAST LANE YOU INBRED, MOUTHBREATHING WASTE OF SPACE.
Some people have important careers with important things to do and places to be. So while your unemployed ass is driving in from Oklahoma sucking on a cancer stick headed to visit your cousin at Lew Sterritt, do us all a favor and keep your hoopty in the right hand lane.

And if you are too timid a driver to use a highway on ramp properly to merge with highway traffic, STAY OFF THE HIGHWAY.
In fact, go back to your home, park your car and NEVER drive again. Timid drivers = uneccesary accidents = higher insurance rates


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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2008, 01:20:31 PM »
And I suddenly wonder why someone might want to vandalize your car...
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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2008, 01:23:18 PM »
And I suddenly wonder why someone might want to vandalize your car...

I back my car into my garage every night, just in case.

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2008, 01:24:56 PM »
...and like a good neighbor, State Farm is there.

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2008, 01:25:06 PM »
Quote from: ehowton  link=topic=1592.msg29621#msg29621 date=1219947798
And I suddenly wonder why someone might want to vandalize your car...

I back my car into my garage every night, just in case.

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2008, 01:38:17 PM »
Quote from: ehowton  link=topic=1592.msg29621#msg29621 date=1219947798
And I suddenly wonder why someone might want to vandalize your car...

I back my car into my garage every night, just in case.
I back my car into other parked cars. Oooops! Did I say that? Yeah, I have a Mazda 5 to drive around for the next week or so while my Silver Bullet is fixed up.
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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #10 on: August 28, 2008, 01:42:37 PM »
and to all you speed racers out there who love to quote the law about yielding to approaching vehicles:  what about the law that says to maintain a safe distance between the car in front of you?  I am sorry but running up behind someone and then honking the horn and flashing your lights is not going to do much more than make them slam on the brakes.  Slow down and give people a chance to react.  There is a speed limit for a reason and I have little to no sympathy for those of you who drive at break neck speeds.  In my opinion, YOU are the ones that cause needless accidents.

And just so that you will not know that it really IS a Law -
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  from: Texas Transportation Code   
§ 545.062.  FOLLOWING DISTANCE.  (a)  An operator shall,
if following another vehicle, maintain an assured clear distance
between the two vehicles so that, considering the speed of the
vehicles, traffic, and the conditions of the highway, the operator
can safely stop without colliding with the preceding vehicle or
veering into another vehicle, object, or person on or near the
highway.
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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #11 on: August 28, 2008, 01:54:53 PM »
Quote from: Glodowg  link=topic=1592.msg29628#msg29628 date=1219948957
and to all you speed racers out there who love to quote the law about yielding to approaching vehicles:  what about the law that says to maintain a safe distance between the car in front of you?  I am sorry but running up behind someone and then honking the horn and flashing your lights is not going to do much more than make them slam on the brakes.  Slow down and give people a chance to react.  There is a speed limit for a reason and I have little to no sympathy for those of you who drive at break neck speeds.  In my opinion, YOU are the ones that cause needless accidents.

And just so that you will not know that it really IS a Law -
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  from: Texas Transportation Code   
§ 545.062.  FOLLOWING DISTANCE.  (a)  An operator shall,
if following another vehicle, maintain an assured clear distance
between the two vehicles so that, considering the speed of the
vehicles, traffic, and the conditions of the highway, the operator
can safely stop without colliding with the preceding vehicle or
veering into another vehicle, object, or person on or near the
highway.

You're right of course; all I'm suggesting is that for safety sake, one not try to wrap themselves around that law as an excuse to behave badly.  Everyone should try to be excellent to each other, instead.

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #12 on: August 28, 2008, 02:34:15 PM »
I think there should be laws about talking on cell phones and texting when driving.

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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #13 on: August 28, 2008, 02:35:06 PM »
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Re: Apology to Pecan Grove Residents
« Reply #14 on: August 28, 2008, 02:36:37 PM »
I think there should be laws about talking on cell phones and texting when driving.
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