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Offline ehowton

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I've been shnucked!
« on: October 13, 2007, 09:47:13 PM »
I had no idea that this sort of thing was going on in Pecan Grove!  I was stuck late this evening.  There was a ring of the doorbell - usually I keep the exterior garage lights on, but not tonight, only the entryway was lit.  I peek out the peephole - nothing.  When I open the door, I find that I've been struck!  There was a ceramic jack-o-lantern with an eerily glowing tea candle inside it, and a Halloween bucket of...candy!  I called for the children to get the door, and they suspiciously looked left and right, trying to find out how the treats came to them.  I explained, "Children, we've been snuck!"  I read the instructions, committed them to memory, then quickly taped the harbinger to the door so I wouldn't be slucked again.

Now, let the games begin!  It's my turn to go shuck someone!
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2007, 09:49:32 PM »
LOL..no comment  :D
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Offline Mister Crowley

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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2007, 09:50:19 PM »
I had such high hopes for this thread following that Subject Heading...
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2007, 09:54:37 PM »
I was never here.
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2007, 10:03:56 PM »
Going rate $5 QuadPlex.... look for the lights
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2007, 03:41:21 PM »
my kids are looking at me like I have lost my mind.  The laughter at your descrilptive prowess is very loud!
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2007, 06:48:38 PM »
Just try it, my friend! My trusty canine companion will sense you approaching and begin howling & barking to alert her owners....Unless your holding a treat for her, too, of course.

Hope you all liked the homemade soup!
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2007, 07:47:02 PM »
We were hoping to get a phone # on this thread.  Damn!
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Offline Mister Crowley

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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2007, 08:00:04 PM »
It's my turn to go shuck someone!
This "ehowton" charachter sounds likes he'd be happy to help you brothers out!
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2007, 08:55:28 AM »
Is a disgrace.
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2007, 01:04:31 PM »
That is very repulsive.......but he does have a fine beard.
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2007, 01:23:09 PM »
How much for the shuck-job?  All this fervent prohibitioning is stressing me out.
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2007, 02:30:30 PM »
I shall rent his services out if he wills it be.  But be warned the "Quadplex" has the cheapest rates in town.
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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2007, 05:34:36 PM »
"Trick or Treat" takes on new meaning in the "Quadplex", Ay?
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Offline Mister Crowley

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Re: I've been shnucked!
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2007, 08:37:06 PM »
I shall rent his services out if he wills it be.  But be warned the "Quadplex" has the cheapest rates in town.
I admire your greed by trying to make money out of this mans hobby.

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