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Offline Ray and Melvin

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"Retards and Riddles"
« on: July 15, 2008, 11:31:01 AM »
Thinking about opening a Comedy club in the abandoned #5.  Got a name just waiting for the permit of occupation. 
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2008, 12:51:27 PM »
What will the mute one do?  The same thing Teller does on Penn & Teller?  Yeah, that'll go over great.
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2008, 12:54:32 PM »
Why the sudden concern for the law.  You guys never struck me as ones that would bother getting a permit for anything..
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2008, 04:03:26 PM »
You two morons are about as funny as the rash I seem to have developed on my backside!
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2008, 04:06:14 PM »
This stuff works wonders...

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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2008, 04:07:38 PM »
I put a teaspoon in my hot mulfalfa cereal each morning.  So far it has not worked.
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2008, 04:08:31 PM »
Read the directions, says not to be taken orally... 
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2008, 04:11:34 PM »
Indeed sir, do you think me an idiot?  I do not say a word as I am chewing!  Besides, in my country it would be considred rude to do so.
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2008, 04:11:54 PM »
Try these other products of an overall healthy butt..



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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2008, 04:12:36 PM »
Quote from: Minister Of Security on July 15, 2008, 04:11:34 PM
Indeed sir, do you think me an idiot?  I do not say a word as I am chewing!  Besides, in my country it would be considred rude to do so.

I hope you never have to use a suppository...
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2008, 04:14:11 PM »
Quote from: ~j on July 15, 2008, 04:12:36 PM
Quote from: Minister Of Security on July 15, 2008, 04:11:34 PM
Indeed sir, do you think me an idiot?  I do not say a word as I am chewing!  Besides, in my country it would be considred rude to do so.

I hope you never have to use a suppository...

You do not use whistling aids? 
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Re: "Retards and Riddles"
« Reply #11 on: July 15, 2008, 04:21:34 PM »
Depends which end I need to whistle from...
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