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Offline Mister Crowley

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Haloween party
« on: October 25, 2007, 09:40:52 AM »
All are welcome. I have a great bag of nibbles and a variety of tunes lined up.

Along with several Cat Stevens, Howlin Wolf and of course Marilyn Manson tracks, I will be playing “Horses” by  Patti Smith, “Sheep” by The Housemartins and “The Goat song” by Adam Sandler

The grand finale will be my own rendition of “Sacrifice” by Sir Elton John.

Admission is $10 but if you’re pregnant or a virgin, it’s free!

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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 10:01:59 AM »
I will be permitted to enter for free.... I presume? 
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Offline Mister Crowley

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 10:59:15 AM »
As I said, virgins are free.

I feel sorry for you poor fellow....Trust your family to be such good friends with the rat catcher. I'm sure you would have been hoping for someone more suitable than the one you were arranged with.
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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 11:03:18 AM »
Quote from: Mister Crowley on October 25, 2007, 09:40:52 AM

Admission is $10 but if you’re pregnant or a virgin, it’s free!


Do you receive $10 if you're a pregnant virgin?
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Offline Mister Crowley

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2007, 08:54:32 PM »
Quote from: drax0r on October 25, 2007, 11:03:18 AM
Quote from: Mister Crowley on October 25, 2007, 09:40:52 AM

Admission is $10 but if you’re pregnant or a virgin, it’s free!


Do you receive $10 if you're a pregnant virgin?
By the power of Diablo, the Incubus I could summon with such a female would be spectacular.


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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2007, 10:20:02 PM »
Crowley,
Big John says loose women are the uterus of the devil.  We don't know what in the Hell this means but, Big John has never had those shots at the clinic so we listen.
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 07:46:00 AM »
Fools!  I expect you to return to work today! 
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Offline Glen

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 02:59:08 PM »
Your party will be lame!  You are lame! 
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Offline Mooby

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 03:48:02 PM »
Quote from: Ray and Melvin on October 25, 2007, 10:20:02 PM
Crowley,
Big John says loose women are the uterus of the devil.  We don't know what in the Hell this means but, Big John has never had those shots at the clinic so we listen.

In the old country, we roast the uterus of a camel, and eat it with falafel.
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Offline Mister Crowley

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2007, 08:03:01 PM »
Quote from: Glen on October 26, 2007, 02:59:08 PM
Your party will be lame!  You are lame! 
Glen
Lets not be angry....not at me anyway. You know you can trust me Glen. Have I not shown you meaning? Have I not let you stroke my Fluffy?
Glen come over and see me again. You are probably experiencing an awakening overload and I can help you...trust me Glen.
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Offline Bobby Jo Bolivar

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2007, 08:19:13 PM »
Well I cnat tell ya'll how I am just bustin to get to Halloween this is looking like a real throw down party I al looking forward to meeting some of your special friends Mr.Crowley we share an intrest in wild animals!!
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #11 on: October 28, 2007, 05:20:05 PM »
Bobby,
I have put out flyers that I have a real life freak of nature right here at the "Quadplex".   Admission to view you is $10.  Please do not talk to the viewers... act as if they are not there.  Thank You, Management
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Offline jhenning

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #12 on: October 28, 2007, 07:45:55 PM »
What is admission if you WERE pregnant and WERE a virgin?

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Offline Bobby Jo Bolivar

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2007, 08:32:35 PM »
Ok great my first paying Job here in Texas do I have to fill out a W-whatever that dang form is or will this be a cash deal or we talking rent money. Also do I have to keep all my cloths on or can I get my freak on a bit?
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Haloween party
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2007, 10:00:52 PM »
I'm thinking half price Henning... if you can prove it.  We sell the kits in the office.


Bobby,
If you are as creepy down there as you are upstairs I will need to raise the viewing price.  It is a cash deal...no reduced rent.  I swear to you now I will run you through a woodchipper if you ruin this deal for me.
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