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Offline SLUM LORD

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Heat Deposit
« on: October 22, 2007, 10:05:05 PM »
***Residents****

Winter is almost upon us!  If you would like to have heat in your rental unit please pay the deposit by the end of the week.  The electric heaters will be in the office to pick up when you are up to date on all owed. 


**I will have my friend "Wallo the homosexual Hawaiian Loanshark" to help with financial arrangements***
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Offline jhenning

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 11:39:01 PM »
Now THAT would be a good Halloween costume.

Jamie
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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2007, 10:16:54 AM »
An electric heater costume is a very good choice! 
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Offline Mooby

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2007, 10:57:13 AM »
I have been setting aflame the dried dung of camels to keep warm at night.  It is quite a clean-burning flame, and warm too.
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Offline jhenning

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2007, 11:04:04 AM »
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An electric heater costume is a very good choice! 


No, no--you are mistaken.  I was referring to your friend the Wallo.  Do you think he would mind if I went as him?  He would probably charge, huh?

Jamie
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Offline Glen

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2007, 11:07:43 AM »
You have deducted the deposit for heat from my account.  I am predisposed at the moment and want my Damn heater!
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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2007, 11:41:18 AM »
I will bring you a mohair blanket during my next rounds.  If you cannot stop causing trouble I will remove your phone line and be disconnecting you from the internet.
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2007, 01:26:00 PM »
Bring nothing to him!...He has brought this on himself
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Offline Glen

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 10:03:50 AM »
You stink!  I will file complaints against you for my treatment.  You are being watched by agencies I have tipped off. 


P.S Loser.. I HATE THE SAAB!!!!!!!!
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Offline SLUM LORD

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2007, 07:41:48 AM »
Are you angry at me Glen?
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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2007, 12:49:43 PM »
He is a Moorish Philistine.  It is in his nature.  I would not take his inbred hatred personally.
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Offline Gone

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Re: Heat Deposit
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2007, 05:39:47 PM »
Hey Slumlord, I found your complex, your famous!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUySL6W0Yrg
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