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Offline SLUM LORD

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New Gym!
« on: March 04, 2008, 11:26:27 AM »
The new gym has opened at the Quadplex for all residents to enjoy.  Cost for membership will be added to monthly rent.  Here is a picture of my oldest son on opening day. 
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2008, 11:27:33 AM »
He takes after his father.
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2008, 02:06:13 AM »
Does he get half price membership ?
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2008, 08:52:38 AM »
Even though he is blood of the Shaykh ’Abdul-’Azeez bin ’Abdullaah Al-Raajihi Family, he gets no discount.
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #4 on: March 05, 2008, 01:51:46 PM »
Why does he have 2 left feet?
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #5 on: March 05, 2008, 02:01:29 PM »
Quote from: CAB on March 05, 2008, 01:51:46 PM
Why does he have 2 left feet?

He's got no rhythm.
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2008, 08:28:09 AM »
Having large muscles will not save you from the "Spell of Reckoning".   The vast array of fireballs and meteorites will pound you like a cheap tube of dough. 
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2008, 09:20:06 AM »
What, no brimstone?
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Offline Ray and Melvin

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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2008, 08:20:54 PM »
Just finished snaking out the bathroom in the gym.  Found items are:
*Colorado Rockies Cap
*Motel 6 Guest Key and Breakfast Buffet Pass
*French Tickler
Items are in office for claiming.
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2008, 09:10:55 PM »
Hey Slum I was wondering if I could stay a few days I am passing through Anna after I got my money from Nigeria I met a fellow who was gonna sell me a part ownership in the Dallas Cowboys and I loves them cheer girls aso I gave him a big bag of cash and now he wont talk to me so I am here for a week or 2 to try to find him so can I shack up in the quad?
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2008, 09:24:23 PM »
You can move in with Glen.  His Debit card bounced last month and we are waiting for more funds.  I am forced to have you to pay 6 month's in advance.  I would also like for you to be lowered in the well by the twins and check it for contamination.  We have had several instances of disentary and bacterial infections.  Welcome home my little freakish cash cow.
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2008, 09:44:04 PM »
Ok well the 6 months will leve me pretty tapped so I may need some side jobs if you can as for the well I am in last time they droped me down there I found $11 dollars in change and a Baby Ruth bar out of the wraper not a mark on it(Yum) can I use your cattle prod on Glen if he goes to makin them crazy animal noises at night?
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2008, 09:50:04 PM »
Has your eye moved in placement?  You look more creepy than I remember.  You and I shall make money  from your oddities.   
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2008, 10:09:51 PM »
Quote from: THE SLUM LORD on March 16, 2008, 09:50:04 PM
Has your eye moved in placement? 

From the looks of it, he got that reconstructive surgery.
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Re: New Gym!
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2008, 10:20:28 PM »
Quote from: THE SLUM LORD on March 16, 2008, 09:50:04 PM
Has your eye moved in placement?  You look more creepy than I remember.  You and I shall make money  from your oddities.   

Well there is a crazy story there back in Febuary  I had leased me a butiful 16x80 prefab home just outside Sumner Tennesee I went to bed one night and the next thing I know I am in macon Co and the cops said the only thing that saved me was the trailer landed on my head and the steel plates held and he bounced off but I have been kinda off since everything looks to be leaning left.
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