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Offline SLUM LORD

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Plot to kill me
« on: November 14, 2007, 08:45:00 AM »
****RENTER"S****

It has come to my attention from the Midget Teamster in the MHP that there is a plot boiling to kill me.  This is in direct violation of the renter's agreement that you have signed.  The Minister is aware of the situation and will be questioning each renter on an individual basis.  The type of interrogation method will be at the Minister's will and follow section B of the "Pamphlet of Power and Order"  that was given to you upon your arrival during "Lock-Down".
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2007, 09:00:40 AM »
I had a little talk with some government guys I know & told them of your mistreating of your renters & they will be watching you & the minister.  So no fear renters of the Quad.. move on to your life dream in the AMHP!
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 12:21:09 PM »
It is no concern of the government the goings on here.  Your lips are to loose Hillbilly!  I shall have you scalped and use your mullet to stuff in the rat's nest in #3.  The Minister has made an appointment for you to visit the "Chipper"
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 01:10:45 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 14, 2007, 12:21:09 PM
It is no concern of the government the goings on here.  Your lips are to loose Hillbilly!  I shall have you scalped and use your mullet to stuff in the rat's nest in #3.  The Minister has made an appointment for you to visit the "Chipper"

They seemed very concerned when I told them about your threating to blow up things.  Oh yeah & the towel on your head.

I fear no chipper cuz once I saw Bobby Dan get his face in one & he looks fine.
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 01:38:52 PM »
The "Snowman" is on my payroll.  While going through your trash he informs me of your evil bidding.
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 01:49:38 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 14, 2007, 01:38:52 PM
The "Snowman" is on my payroll.  While going through your trash he informs me of your evil bidding.

HA HA.. I caught you in another lie!  I burn all of my trash in the barrel next to the drive, so he could not have went through my trash.
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 01:52:15 PM »
I was refering to the inside of your home.
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 01:55:27 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 14, 2007, 01:52:15 PM
I was refering to the inside of your home.

He has never been in my home.  If he were to ever walk in there without my permission, he would not come out alive. 
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 02:06:37 PM »
Willy is always at my house doing odd jobs & he would have seen Snowman if he were there, too.  Willy would not like anyone named "snowman"!  I just mentioned the name "snowman" & he started screaming, see..

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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 02:10:55 PM »
Is that a Walrus?
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 02:11:31 PM »
Dat be tru slum.  I nose ur kind and use lie.  Aint ben no snowman round m rocks house.  I speaks da truf!
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 02:12:37 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 14, 2007, 02:10:55 PM
Is that a Walrus?

That is not nice Slum.  He has feelings -- at least so I hear.
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 03:37:38 PM »
I am betting the nerve endings in his mouth are sensitive to cold things.
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 04:08:22 PM »
Quote from: SLUM LORD on November 14, 2007, 03:37:38 PM
I am betting the nerve endings in his mouth are sensitive to cold things.

I can use this to my advantage when I interrogate him.
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Re: Plot to kill me
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 04:13:56 PM »
Will you need Jack's Ball gag?
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