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Offline SLUM LORD

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The Haunted Quad
« on: October 24, 2009, 09:53:05 PM »
Bring the family to the spookiest and scariest of all places Anna!  The Haunted Quad.  All residents will leave doors open and you can tour the facility! 

Free parking!
$20 admission!
*Free water w/ purchase of collector Styrofoam cup!
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Offline Chili Palmer

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Re: The Haunted Quad
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2010, 10:19:41 PM »
I can't begin to put in words how much I have been laughing at this.  See, it's funny because the 'haunted' part is simply the residents opening their doors to the general public.  Most likely they are being forced to leave their doors open by their Slum Lord.  However, it's possible the doors will simply be left ajar after the crank sniffing.  It's so hard to tell these days.
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Offline Djay2lyte

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Re: The Haunted Quad
« Reply #2 on: June 23, 2010, 01:46:41 PM »
Yo dawg, dat was good and all, but I still B trying 2 figure out why dey wanna come on over 2 Greasy Lisa's place so much threw da year.