What if I'm in there trying to pinch one off and it's 10:59 and I can't get it all out?
GOOD GOD MAN! How many days a week does that happen that you have to ask the police that question?
Well, I don't want to get caught off guard. I guess I can start dropping the kids off at the pool early or something.
So you are the one that keeps getting the pool closed down! 
Haven't you seen CaddyShack? It was a Baby Ruth, I swear!