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Offline Angi

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Font Geek humor
« on: November 13, 2008, 03:19:09 PM »
A sans-serif face walks into the street and is hit by a Swiss Modernist truck. The carnage is grotesk...but you know, akzidenz happen.

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Whenever I get to the end of a letter I’m writing I like to write “PS– This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were removed.”

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I helped a friend to space out some letters in a headline he’d designed, and just yesterday he helped me with some printing margins. It just goes to show you, one good kern deserves a gutter.

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So you have more than 5 styles but that doesn’t make you the center of the Univers.
Oh, look who’s talking, now go to Hell Vetica! .

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I'll stop torturing you now.
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Re: Font Geek humor
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2008, 03:41:04 PM »
I am so thankful that I am only a "baby" geek!
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Re: Font Geek humor
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2008, 04:08:49 PM »
The kerning one was my favorite.
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Re: Font Geek humor
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2008, 08:54:04 AM »
not only a thread killer, but a BOARD KILLER.

Those are some madz skillz!!!!!
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Re: Font Geek humor
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2008, 04:56:40 PM »
Quote from: Glodowg  link=topic=1941.msg34891#msg34891 date=1226674444
not only a thread killer, but a BOARD KILLER.

Those are some madz skillz!!!!!

I try. Sometimes I succeed beyond my wildest dreams. :)
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