A sans-serif face walks into the street and is hit by a Swiss Modernist truck. The carnage is grotesk...but you know, akzidenz happen.
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Whenever I get to the end of a letter I’m writing I like to write “PS– This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were removed.”
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I helped a friend to space out some letters in a headline he’d designed, and just yesterday he helped me with some printing margins. It just goes to show you, one good kern deserves a gutter.
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So you have more than 5 styles but that doesn’t make you the center of the Univers.
Oh, look who’s talking, now go to Hell Vetica! .
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I'll stop torturing you now.