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Offline KILLHARDER

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Pervert in the park
« on: April 30, 2010, 06:53:18 AM »
Just FYI to all who use the new walking park behind Brookshires. A friends wife went to jog last night in the park around 7:?? and just as she rounded the first corner she encountered a guy with his shorts and underwear around his ankles doing something to himself. When he saw her he ran into the bushes and trees. She said he had salt and pepper short hair and a gray goatee and was dark complected. She then spotted him again later walking down a street in our neighborhood. Oh, and he had a small dog with no leash following him around. She said he didn't look like a bum or homeless he was clean and well groomed looking.

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2010, 07:03:50 AM »
She needs to notify the police.

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2010, 07:08:49 AM »
What kind of little dog?  Just asking because I know more people by the dogs they are with than the actual people if they spend time walking around the neighborhood.
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2010, 07:15:09 AM »
I never wanted Anna to devolve into a seething cesspool of perverts, but if I connected the dots, I'd have to say it was an inevitable side effect of both forced recycling, and once-per-week trash pickup :/

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2010, 08:08:30 AM »
I never wanted Anna to devolve into a seething cesspool of perverts, but if I connected the dots, I'd have to say it was an inevitable side effect of both forced recycling, and once-per-week trash pickup :/

OMG, that must be it!  I bet the city manager WANTED those huge trash cans so the perverts would have more hiding spots!
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2010, 02:41:41 PM »
She did call the police twice. the first time at the park when it happened- they didn't even go in to the park to look! the second when she saw him walking through our neighborhood- they couldn't find him and said he probably went in a house already.

As for the dog she said it was a small dog like a long hair Chihuahua

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2010, 11:23:17 PM »
That is not the 1st for that area by the school....  I think we should have some sort of citizen patrols.

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2010, 11:26:37 PM »
anyone else get that feeling we are slowly losing the 'small hometown' feel? comfort zone is fading fast, ya have it every where, perverts in the park,wacko's invading our forum...what next??
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #8 on: April 30, 2010, 11:45:59 PM »
I guess you can't escape the crime anymore..

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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2010, 10:05:19 PM »
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D :D :D :D :D


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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2010, 10:06:51 PM »
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :D :D :D :D :D


AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

ummm dave tell us it isnt so...................... :P
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2010, 10:11:00 PM »
i'm talking about the citizens patrol

i'd be robo cop
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2010, 12:35:54 PM »
i'm talking about the citizens patrol

i'd be robo cop
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2010, 12:50:51 PM »
i'm talking about the citizens patrol

i'd be robo cop
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Re: Pervert in the park
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2010, 02:23:07 PM »
i'm talking about the citizens patrol

i'd be robo cop
You can be robo cop. you want the mini gun upgrade or the laser?
Try Mini-van upgrade...mostly stay at home Moms around during the day. I see some off road tires in my future.

You know neither one of us is going to be in a dang minivan.  Enormous gas guzzling SUV all the way!!!
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